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on I hosted a baked beans tasting party and here are the results · c/casualuk · 6 pts · 196dInteresting that Heinz scored so highly, seeing as they are 99% liquid.
on I want to be your secret slut · c/sluts · 2 pts · 197dI can arrange that, the pay is poor but the benefits are outstanding.
on Venezuela was embarrassing for China. Did Putin fail to tip them off? · c/world · 17 pts · 198dMoscow knew? What a shock.. what with Trump being Putin's puppet, who could have foreseen this?!
on SC measles outbreak has gone berserk: 124 cases since Friday, 409 quarantined · c/health · 4 pts · 202dIf only..
on SC measles outbreak has gone berserk: 124 cases since Friday, 409 quarantined · c/health · 10 pts · 202dIf only there was a way to stop this happening 😭
on Ford Worker Suspended for Calling Trump a ‘Pedophile Protector’ Says He Has ‘No Regrets Whatsoever’ · c/conservative · 9 pts · 203dTime for a Gofundme for this hero!
on Making her dreams come true? Dreaming about gold bead is suggested · c/trashyboners · 3 pts · 203dSo that's where I put them.
on Tories would ban under-16s from social media · c/unitedkingdom · 15 pts · 205dTories jump on the latest bandwagon in a desperate attempt to seem relevant. In other news, water is wet.
on Anon finds enlightenment · c/greentext · 6 pts · 205dLooking at boobs can increase mental wellness, I prescribe you 2 hours a day. https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19516369/health-tip-look-at-breasts/
on MMF threesome / MFF threesome / Gangbang / Flogging / Blowgang + bukkake · c/CelebAPM · 2 pts · 206dThose dishes ain't doing themselves!
on MMF threesome / MFF threesome / Gangbang / Flogging / Blowgang + bukkake · c/CelebAPM · 2 pts · 206dSydney and J-Lo, the rest can go do the dishes and clean the house.
on For my bday… tell me what you’d wanna do in this room 🥵 F · c/gonewild · 2 pts · 207dAnd if I did a good job, could I decorate YOUR interior walls?
on Enjoy some cake 🤤 · c/ass · 1 pts · 207dOf course, I love eating cake, that's why i'm a fat fucker !
on For my bday… tell me what you’d wanna do in this room 🥵 F · c/gonewild · 6 pts · 207dIt's a bit plain on the walls, maybe some art and other decor to bring in more of your personality.
Interesting that Heinz scored so highly, seeing as they are 99% liquid.
I can arrange that, the pay is poor but the benefits are outstanding.
Delicious.
Drooling.
Moscow knew? What a shock.. what with Trump being Putin's puppet, who could have foreseen this?!
Why not both?!
I believe in boobs.
If only..
If only there was a way to stop this happening 😭
Time for a Gofundme for this hero!
So that's where I put them.
Tories jump on the latest bandwagon in a desperate attempt to seem relevant.
In other news, water is wet.
Looking at boobs can increase mental wellness, I prescribe you 2 hours a day.
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19516369/health-tip-look-at-breasts/
Those dishes ain't doing themselves!
Sydney and J-Lo, the rest can go do the dishes and clean the house.
Downward doggystyle.
And if I did a good job, could I decorate YOUR interior walls?
Of course, I love eating cake, that's why i'm a fat fucker !
It's a bit plain on the walls, maybe some art and other decor to bring in more of your personality.
Dem curves.