1.8kI love it when I have to scream at a computer c/programmerhumor · by tsuica@lemmy.world · 2y · 167 comments
on NASA's Voyager 1 probe hasn't 'spoken' in 3 months and needs a 'miracle' to save it · c/space · 3 pts · 2yI'm not judging you, my man. It just sounded like maybe you were having a bad day. Mucho love, amigo!
on NASA's Voyager 1 probe hasn't 'spoken' in 3 months and needs a 'miracle' to save it · c/space · 4 pts · 2yYou sound like you need some joy in your life, homie.
on A California man was found with 1 million rounds of ammo and 248 illegally owned guns in his house, state authorities say · c/news · 31 pts · 2y"Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm?" "(mumble mumble)" "He does for this one."
on Oldest wooden spear known to exist | Schöningen, Germany (400,000 BCE) · c/forgottenweapons · 7 pts · 2yThings that make you wanna say "Fuck yeah!"
on Global warming is making Greenland greener · c/world · 9 pts · 2yWe're all probably gonna die, but a wrong is being righted here.
on America has lost its f*****g mind. · c/fuckcars · -2 pts · 2yYes, OP is Adolf Hitler. You got him, congratulations.
on One Kh-47M2 "Kinzhal" missile was shot down over the Kyiv region. · c/ukraine · 4 pts · 2yHoo boy, even better.
on One Kh-47M2 "Kinzhal" missile was shot down over the Kyiv region. · c/ukraine · 6 pts · 2yAh yes, the unbeatable "hypersonic" wunderwaffe. How many does that make now? 4? 5?
on A gigantic new ICBM will take US nuclear missiles out of the Cold War-era but add 21st-century risks · c/technology · 2 pts · 2yNCD containment breach! This is not a drill!
on Romanian court rejects influencer Andrew Tate's request to return assets seized in trafficking case · c/world · 26 pts · 2yNone.
on Carmakers Push Forward With Plans To Make Basic Features Subscription Services, Despite Widespread Backlash · c/technology · 4 pts · 2yPeople want the newest shiniest thing. Cars are no longer tools, but status symbols. And people absolutely will not give up status.
on Discord is on a quest to become a better messaging app · c/technology · 1 pts · 2yMy bad. Didn't know they switched to React. I guess it's less work maintaining two different mobile platforms.
on Discord is on a quest to become a better messaging app · c/technology · 6 pts · 2yWhat? They never had a native app, it was Electron.
on Windows PCs can't sleep properly, and Microsoft wants it that way · c/technology · 69 pts · 2yI just shut everything down. I can't think of a scenario where I need a PC/laptop in less than 10-20 seconds. Phone? Sure, if I want to take a quick photo or something, but a PC? Where's the hurry?
on No more ads on Elon’s X, EU Commission tells staff · c/world · 17 pts · 2y"Temporarily suspend" in corpo speak is "we'll consider coming back if you change the current leadership". They're sending a message that they're willing to work with the company if it (re)stabilizes.
on NATO member Romania pushes to buy 54 Abrams battle tanks from US · c/world · 1 pts · 2yWhat? Abrams uses a multifuel engine, it runs on a multitude of fuels. US is not the only country operating Abrams, they're used in multiple countries around the world.
on Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates. Behind Every Self-Made Millionaire is a Father with Money · c/technology · 1 pts · 2yMaybe millionares. But billionares? It's no longer about smarts, but taking advantage and building your wealth on the backs of others. Musk is not smart, he's shrewd.
on Department of the Air Force Scheduled to Launch Seventh X-37B Mission on December 7. The X-37B space plane will operate in “new orbital regimes” and test “future space domain awareness technologies.” · c/world · 1 pts · 2yWe're going back to the best looking space vehicle, lads: the Space Shuttle orbiter.
I'm not judging you, my man. It just sounded like maybe you were having a bad day.
Mucho love, amigo!
You sound like you need some joy in your life, homie.
"Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm?"
"(mumble mumble)"
"He does for this one."
Things that make you wanna say "Fuck yeah!"
We're all probably gonna die, but a wrong is being righted here.
Yes, OP is Adolf Hitler. You got him, congratulations.
Hoo boy, even better.
Ah yes, the unbeatable "hypersonic" wunderwaffe. How many does that make now? 4? 5?
NCD containment breach! This is not a drill!
None.
People want the newest shiniest thing. Cars are no longer tools, but status symbols. And people absolutely will not give up status.
My bad. Didn't know they switched to React.
I guess it's less work maintaining two different mobile platforms.
What? They never had a native app, it was Electron.
I just shut everything down.
I can't think of a scenario where I need a PC/laptop in less than 10-20 seconds.
Phone? Sure, if I want to take a quick photo or something, but a PC? Where's the hurry?
"Temporarily suspend" in corpo speak is "we'll consider coming back if you change the current leadership".
They're sending a message that they're willing to work with the company if it (re)stabilizes.
What? Abrams uses a multifuel engine, it runs on a multitude of fuels.
US is not the only country operating Abrams, they're used in multiple countries around the world.
Maybe millionares. But billionares? It's no longer about smarts, but taking advantage and building your wealth on the backs of others.
Musk is not smart, he's shrewd.
The hazards of smoking.
We're going back to the best looking space vehicle, lads: the Space Shuttle orbiter.