456Reminder: In addition to not being The Onion, this isn't a politics community c/nottheonion · by kescusay@lemmy.world · 1y · 41 comments
251JD Vance Says You Should Be Grateful Gas Prices Aren’t Even Higher newrepublic.comc/nottheonion · by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online · 10h · 38 comments
407Microsoft executive vice president bemoans employees sending him "AI slop," saying "This is a doom loop." windowscentral.comc/nottheonion · by sundray@lemmus.org · 1d · 61 comments
159Trump dirties up 8-bit classics with cringe revamp alternet.orgc/nottheonion · by return2ozma@lemmy.world · 11h · 31 comments
42Pentagon expands hormone screening guidance to include female service members militarytimes.comc/nottheonion · by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3h · 5 comments
1Robot 'attacks customer' using martial arts skills dailymail.comc/nottheonion · by Mannivu@feddit.it · 4m · 0 comments
205Man fatally shoots cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier news4sanantonio.comc/nottheonion · by nocturne@slrpnk.net · 18h · 52 comments
340Trump Proposes Renaming Strait Of Hormuz ‘Trump Strait’ forbes.comc/nottheonion · by return2ozma@lemmy.world · 1d · 83 comments
193Climbers are melting Everest’s glacier with their urine, study warns the-independent.comc/nottheonion · by time2lose@lemmy.world · 18h · 28 comments
67DOGE Affiliate Sought College Credit For Federal Takeover Work streamlinefeed.co.kec/nottheonion · by time2lose@lemmy.world · 8h · 0 comments
225Wife of Trussville airman killed in Iraq says family isn’t getting ‘additional benefits’ due to ‘semantics’ over war declaration 1819news.comc/nottheonion · by time2lose@lemmy.world · 1d · 14 comments
150USS Abraham Lincoln docks at Thailand's Pattaya resort after 250 days at sea bbc.comc/nottheonion · by rimu@piefed.social · 2d · 16 comments
666JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Times newrepublic.comc/nottheonion · by return2ozma@lemmy.world · 2d · 177 comments
155Windows 95's Start menu was invented by a chimpanzee-lab psychologist: 'Even a rocket scientist couldn't figure out Windows' windowslatest.comc/nottheonion · by woelkchen@lemmy.world · 2d · 47 comments
293Sony lawyers argue that nobody is stupid enough to believe they actually own digital games, because then only one person could buy GTA 6 gamesradar.comc/nottheonion · by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 2d · 50 comments
37Sheriff warns of ‘Cat in the Hat’ school threats circulating on TikTok wafb.comc/nottheonion · by time2lose@lemmy.world · 1d · 1 comments
142Moscow Is Touting North Korea as a New Tourism Hotspot. Few Russians Are Making the Trip. themoscowtimes.comc/nottheonion · by woelkchen@lemmy.world · 2d · 24 comments
142Boeing paid $3.1 million fine to FAA over widespread safety violations reuters.comc/nottheonion · by Fossy@programming.dev · 1d · 14 comments
237FBI Lowers Hiring Standards To Approve Applicants Who Admit To Having Sex With Animals techdirt.comc/nottheonion · by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2d · 34 comments
35Coyote finally Caught a Roadrunner (confirmed) youtu.bec/nottheonion · by AviAdi@lemmy.world · 1d · 6 comments
