"Melting down confederate statues and turning their remains into statues of the cast of hit Adult Swim animated series Aqua Teen Hunger Force" sounds like a great political platform. I'd vote for them.
Whenever someone tells me it's part of their heritage I challenge them to name the relative in question. When they try to make excuses about no one remembering that far back I drop that Jeb Stuart was my Great-Great-Great Grand Uncle and that I'm glad he's dead.
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Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 61 pts · 2y
He'd also make a much cooler statue
nickhammes@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y
"Melting down confederate statues and turning their remains into statues of the cast of hit Adult Swim animated series Aqua Teen Hunger Force" sounds like a great political platform. I'd vote for them.
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
https://imgur.com/gallery/08SyTqw
proper@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 2y
Most Mathematically Competent ATHF Fan
NABDad@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
It makes more sense if you realize that the Confederacy isn't the heritage they're celebrating. It's slavery.
JoMiran@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Myyyyyyyyyy naaaaame is—
Shake Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya!
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Frylock and I'm on top rockin
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y
Meatwad makes the money see
Meatwad gets the honeys, G
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Driving in my car
Living like a star
kazren@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 2y
Numbah 1 in the hood, G
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 2y
Whenever someone tells me it's part of their heritage I challenge them to name the relative in question. When they try to make excuses about no one remembering that far back I drop that Jeb Stuart was my Great-Great-Great Grand Uncle and that I'm glad he's dead.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I bring up my great-great-granduncle Simian, who was a major in the Minnesota 1st.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y
My great-great-grandpappy fought for the union and killed at least a dozen traitors
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
National Treasure Dana Snyder.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
Meatwad get the hunnies G
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
And 15 years still feels too short. My town needs a Meatwad statue.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
"Can I go play on the trampoline?"
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
still waiting for the teen girl squad x aqua teen hunger force crossover
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
How about a King of the Hill crossover while you wait?
Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
if only any of the problems that caused the civil war had been solved since then :(