Anon is an alpha

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23 Comments

MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 2y

I’m sorry, we’re only suppose to be posting fake stories here.

outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 86 pts · 2y (1 reply)

whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging

MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

Absolutely realmaxxing all the way

lessthanluigi@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 2y

Never did I ever think I would see the words "jestermaxxed" and "charismamog" ever in my life. Much less in one sentence.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (11 replies)

I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top, inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?

E.g. I of course need no explanation on Rolexmog, but no idea about canthalmog or Gorilla Mind.

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's all "real", but I'm not sure anybody would ever say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.

kautau@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (2 replies)

lol who the fuck is Derek

InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Probably the dude that told too many people he owned gorillamind

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Youtuber "MPMD", previously bodybuilding-focused.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y

At this point in history ..... there's a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour ..... or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.

smeg@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Seconded! Someone explain me, please?

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y

Guessing it’s something like dominating, bullying from the context. But honestly no idea either the whole post is insane

lgstarn@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y

when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax

Landmammals@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

If these things are real, I don't want to know

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

>17.7 cm

Nice

evidences@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They should have gone with 17.5 since 17.7 rounds up.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Google says 17.7 inches is two of the funny number

evidences@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Ahhh missed that, it's .696850 so I didn't see that and Google rounded up.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

and I'm even taking Gorilla Mind

Monke isn't capable to be so delusional.

morphballganon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Sometimes greentexts are good

lessthanluigi@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
> inb4 people not realising it's satire