When I was getting married an aunt decided she'd give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins...so that was fun.
The marriage didn't work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine...which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how'd you know?
there is a famous dentist and ex hunter I think, whom had an argument with his new girlfriend in a restaurant and just shouted "I killed my wife for you" in the middle of the restaurant.
A real world one:
So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: "take (rape) another kid" (neem nog een kind). He ment to say "take another beer" (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
41 Comments
hellothisisdog@yiffit.net · 14 pts · 3y
i'll miss banging you two
LlamaSutra@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 3y
The bride gives good head.
kitsuneofinari@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 3y
The groom's head is better. (￢‿￢ )
LlamaSutra@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
Knows what he likes ;)
Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Didn't know family could marry!
dialecticcake@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
You still banned from playgrounds?
UpperBroccoli@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y
Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!
Anosyn@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y
The drinks are NOT free!
Lizardonis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
You don't need childporn anymore!
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmynei7jc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Well that's enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that's enough Internet then for today.
Kyoyeou@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
I tried him, great choice
vis4valentine@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
I tried him, bad choice.
Kyoyeou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Hey! My Ex! Great choice
thessnake03@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
They share the same grandmother
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y
When I was getting married an aunt decided she'd give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins...so that was fun.
The marriage didn't work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine...which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how'd you know?
schnapsidee@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y
Turns out you are siblings
dialecticcake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
{groomsname}, I'm pregnant; it's yours!
MinkLitly@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
is this the "crazy" one?
vis4valentine@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
This one is great lol
dialecticcake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
He proposed to me first.
Wander@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 3y
Will you marry me, {bridesname}?
AstralWeekends@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
The meteor strikes in 5
TheGayDude@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
4
Kyoyeou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
3
nei7jc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Um 7
Martin@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Killing your ex paid off
vis4valentine@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
there is a famous dentist and ex hunter I think, whom had an argument with his new girlfriend in a restaurant and just shouted "I killed my wife for you" in the middle of the restaurant.
fomo_erotic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
You are not the father!
QuietStorm@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
wait you two are siblings?
infamousbelgian@waste-of.space · 3 pts · 3y
A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: "take (rape) another kid" (neem nog een kind). He ment to say "take another beer" (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
LittleKerr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Yelling to the groom: custody hearing next week, asshole!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y
It was nice knowing you.
biff@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y
Leave or catch long COVID.
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
"The crabs cleared up then?"
Explorer_Entity@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I slept with your wife/husband.
nei7jc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
"you're that guy from the porno!" (That was definitely 5 words don't check)
LiveLaughLoveRevenge@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
From the show “You’re the worst” and directed at the bride, something along the lines of: “we have not yet slept together for the last time”
xoggy@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 3y
That's a convincing sex change.