Uncle Rule

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43 Comments

Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Lord, I actually googled that to see if it was real. These are the times in which we live.

loutr@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 2y (5 replies)

And? Don't leave us hanging!

Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz · 30 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's not real, the original creator of the image took a still of the show and added the closed captioning.

Source

spudwart@spudwart.com · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, see the original was actually an old tucker segment accusing liberals of making spiders less sexy.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

Fucking liberals trying to keep us away from driders!

Rolando@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

hanging...

spiders...

I see what you did there.

massive_bereavement@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Hanging like some sexy spider.. ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ

Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 52 pts · 2y (4 replies)

DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 2y

Damn that's a sexy spider

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y

bonk

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 15 pts · 2y

Your mandibles are heavenly!

ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

Lolth approves.

M500@lemmy.ml · 45 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.

I donโ€™t know I donโ€™t even care to be honest.

LemmynySnicket@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.

CM400@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I see your point, but I donโ€™t fully spider where youโ€™re getting your spider spider.

z00s@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I've had the vaccine, and I can conform it does in fact make you dangerous.

The vaccine has made me punch several anti-vaxxers in the genitalia.

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 33 pts · 2y

Finally, something the liberals and I can agree on.

Asafum@feddit.nl · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just saying: the use of even sexier would imply that spiders are already sexy lol

Come on baby, shake that web weaver!

z00s@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Finding spiders sexy: That's fine. Wanting spiders to be more sexy: YOU SLUT

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 2y

but what even is the context of this???

Anti_Weeb_Penguin@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Me after searching Angel Dust on R34:

HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Try Rachnera.

Maultasche@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

thecrotch@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Remember when they were bitching that liberals wanted to make M&M's less sexy?

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y

this screenshot is fake but yes

lemmington_steele@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

well yeah, there's only so much sexy to go around. how else do you propose we save some for spiders?

thecrotch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

I don't think Timberlake is using his anymore, maybe you can pick it up at his garage sale

Vespair@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

Look, all I'm saying is that if we have to have spiders, why not make them sexy??

trslim@pawb.social · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I have copious amounts of Angel Dust on my phone. I blame the liberals.

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Angel Dust is just hmmpffja;lsfhdalgasd in the new trailer OwO

::: spoiler sexy spider warning :::

trslim@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

OwO i haven't seen that!

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y

It's great, but I'm biased because I'm a sucker for good film music and in-character singing. Here's a link for anybody interested :3

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Uncle Phil, the fuck have you been watching?

WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I am the Liberals

z00s@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

๐Ÿ”Š ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽผ

Hey hey we're the liberals,

And people say we liberal around,

But we're too busy singin' upholding human rights

To put anybody down

๐Ÿ”Š ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽผ

WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

Yea fuck liberals in the political sense outside of america (since they basicalky use it to say leftist). Liberalism is capitalism. Anarcho communism is where it's at

pastaPersona@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Stupid sexy spiders

BloodSlut@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

๐Ÿ‘€

Kase@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

Would smash Arachne, if she were DTF.

Between myths of Arachne and Medusa, Athena seems to be a bitch and not very wise at all. I suspect there's actually some context going on.

Though in Medusa's case, she was a gorgon before her human origin during the New 52s, and the Gorgoneion that adorns Aegis predates the whole Perseus thing. (Gorgoneions were a ward against evil from times immemorial before the oceans drank Atlantis and Poseidon was the all-father dude).

CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 2y

At least they admit spiders are sexy

moon@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 2y
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KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
z00s@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Q U E E N

baropithecus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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