Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn't alone in my poopy predicament!

Needless to say, we've been awaiting this update 🫡

Restaldt@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped

EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

Huzzah!

wizenheimer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine

DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.

match@pawb.social · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Today is gonna be the day that you're gonna throw it back to poop

Aggravationstation@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

By now, you should have dropped trou' and done what you had to do

Sharpiemarker@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hydrate and bidet.

WhisperingEye@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

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androidul@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

first poop in 2024

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

Finally, the 3 day no poop challenge is complete!

Electric_Druid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

The update we needed

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Glad you got that out of your system

Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Bah, three days, that's nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn't go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!

farfarawaay@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊

cypherix93@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

me too, stand strong my brothers and sisters ✊

yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Please don't stand until the show is complete.

Bennettiquette@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

i want you to know, i specifically looked for your update post. so glad you have found resolution.

FinishingDutch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Mazel tov!

lymingseng@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Literally shitpost

HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y

The body is evolving to be more efficient…

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.

OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.

But everyone who poops, eventually dies.

TWeaK@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

So is that beating the record or what?

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Glad it all worked out in the end

DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

*Glad it all worked out of your end.

Syudagye@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y

i am glad to ear that

Enzy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I'm pooping right now

Lord have mercy

jenny_ball@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.

Pinklink@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.

Details are what make for a good story