c/showerthoughts · by SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 3yMost of us probably have more interesting thoughts on the toilet than in the shower. 264 points · 52 comments · view on lemmy.world
52 Comments
ugh@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 3y
More people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower
nieceandtows@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Can confirm. Commenting from the throne.
s6original@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
Who could've possibly known.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y
Try pooping in the shower…?
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 3y
When a mf needs 100% of their brainpower
Pobodys_Nerfect@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
The Ol' Waffle Stomp Tango?
megane_kun@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
I shower while sitting on the toilet, does that count?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 3y
Regular or golden?
megane_kun@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
Why not both?
andallthat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
yeah, my bathroom is very small too
rtxn@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
What a throwback to the golden age of meme culture.
nei7jc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
hahaha I wish I was kidding but some people do.
Pobodys_Nerfect@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
There are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 3y
Looks like you're having diarrhoea, my friend.
azuth@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
The thinker. Does he look like taking a shower?
I rest my case.
someguy3@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 3y
I find most interesting thoughts are as I fall asleep.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 3y
Sometimes while falling asleep, I'd start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird my thoughts are.
tun@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
So where is the c/toiletthoughts?
matricaria@feddit.de · 7 pts · 3y
c/shitposting
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 3y
Be the change you wish to see in this world.
tun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Does somebody know how to create a community?
nei7jc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
What does he want to be a toilet thought?
gdbjr@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Hard disagree. I’m on my phone while on the toilet. In the shower I have nothing but the voices in my head to listen to.
foo@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 3y
inb4 c/toiletthoughts
matricaria@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y
It’s called shitposting.
PhotoshopHandsome@vlemmy.net · 7 pts · 3y
I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit
j4k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Lier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you'll find you can play the flute.
gun@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
the no poop post was rumored to be a toilet thought
SomeOtherUsername@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 3y
3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted
CaffeinatedNerd@vlemmy.net · 5 pts · 3y
Only if I forget my phone in the toilet
SmallAlmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3y
And if I don't have thoughts on either what's my problem?
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 3y
Are you one of those people who don't have an internal dialogue?
SmallAlmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y
Well yea I do talk internally to myself, but not "shower thoughts", I wish I did tho
lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y
Do you wake up with eureka moments?
SmallAlmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y
Not often, and they are not quite the level of a showerthought
LachlanUnchained@lemmyunchained.net · 4 pts · 3y
On the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 3y
😨 😨 😨
LachlanUnchained@lemmyunchained.net · 2 pts · 3y
Bloody Siri
mySFWaccount@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y
Which kind of thought was this one?
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 3y
Constipation
mySFWaccount@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y
I applaud you for your honesty.
Stan@lemmywinks.com · 3 pts · 3y
Me more for their patience.
fing3r@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y
Shower beats toilet for thinking, every time! Its the steam! My toilet rarely steams.
Draegur@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
Excremeditation.
OceanEyes@lemmyf.uk · 0 pts · 3y
Why? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.