Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.

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ryan213@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Legolas: I feel a slight tingling sensation. Aragorn: ride hard!

ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!

DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y

You’re gonna hafta toss me!

elbucho@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Aragorn's an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn't had a bath in a while.

I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I'm saying.

Pumafred9@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.

21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Aragorn being given the elven hose treatment Rambo style.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

"it's powdered sugar"

"It's delicious"

elbucho@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Well that image is now stuck in my head forever...

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

He bathed in rivendell because he knew arwen was gonna come around

shice@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Here's the Etsy link for them: https://www.etsy.com/shop/FlareForTheDramatic

jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

This is gold

Blackout@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This sounds like a something Éowyn would think of. Smells better than her other candle, "living in a townhouse with Faramir"

CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Well, after the war Eowyn and Faramir lived their lives in Emyn Arnen, a hilly region in the north of Ithilien. And given he was a captain of Gondor, I doubt their house was less than a manor.

Besides that, what's wrong with a nice town house in the upper rings of Minas Tirith?

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Suddenly I can hear Careless Whisper playing on an elven flute.

Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
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