If I was your boss (which won’t happen don’t worry; I don’t have the ambition to lead which is why I’m apparently so good at it) I would absolutely demand you explain every hypothetical in every conceivable detail before I’d make any sort of judgement.
The number behind is not the real phone number from the boss, but a forwarding number. If you send a message to the number, the message gets in a queue for the boss to read and he will see the message when he is back in office.
Actually: While these kinds of services exist, they would result in a green message box in iMessage. So here it's clearly just a joke between pals
A lot of phones have built in car mode settings that block notifications and send out prewritten responses to tell the messenger they're currently driving.
14 Comments
AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
This is why I go out of my way to ask about hypothetical zombie eventualities at company meetings.
They leave you alone if you do your job but make yourself annoying to interact with.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 2y
If I was your boss (which won’t happen don’t worry; I don’t have the ambition to lead which is why I’m apparently so good at it) I would absolutely demand you explain every hypothetical in every conceivable detail before I’d make any sort of judgement.
We would both get fired for not doing any work.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
My new job literally used the zombie apocalypse hypothetical as an ice breaker 🙃
Platform27@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y
Yes, I would. Worms don’t get workers rights.
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
EMERGENCY
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
I would employ you if you were my worm 🪱 🥰
holycrap@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
What app are they using that requires you to send EMERGENCY for your messages to be seen?
DrM@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
Technically: Thats no app but normal messaging
The number behind is not the real phone number from the boss, but a forwarding number. If you send a message to the number, the message gets in a queue for the boss to read and he will see the message when he is back in office.
Actually: While these kinds of services exist, they would result in a green message box in iMessage. So here it's clearly just a joke between pals
schnokobaer@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
I have chosen to believe they type that manually every time.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
A lot of phones have built in car mode settings that block notifications and send out prewritten responses to tell the messenger they're currently driving.
Hikermick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
There'll always be a job for you at Compost Inc.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I'm not a real Dr. but I am a real worm.
fastandcurious@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Well not anymore
MxM111@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
That’s a long way to say no.