pp (very soft) is likely a reference to how the performer has trouble keeping his incredibly small penis erect. This can be common in any part of a song; it mostly depends on how much of a loser the performer is.
True and I obviously have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm sure it doesn't matter because I don't know anything about music, don't have absolute pitch and just pressed e f f on an online midi keyboard 🤣
26 Comments
Blackout@kbin.social · 33 pts · 2y
But then you got the good ones like "Vibrato" and "Fellacio". There's a reason Bach's Movement No 69 is very popular with orchestras.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Did you know Mozart had a song called "Leck Mich im Arsche" or "Lick Me In the Ass?"
Best part is it sounds like some somber church music..
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I wouldn't describe that as somber. It actually sounds quite cheerful to me.
omgarm@feddit.nl · 25 pts · 2y
I couldn't get my pp soft on command anyway.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 2y
If erection lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.
tubaruco@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
yeah, she'll know what to do
jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Send me her pics
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y
It's gotta be beaten back down.
smoof@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Ketchup bottle ad
joyjoy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Didn't help. Now there's a ketchup vein.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Wait 30 years.
rivermonster@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
This shit made me laugh so hard. I appreciate you OP!
skeezix@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Ritard is short for ritardando. It means slow down playing at this point. The “You” above it is probably just coincidental lyrics
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 30 pts · 2y
"Ritardando" sounds like you're being insensitive and a little racist.
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
It also, you know, sounds like "retard"
dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
It literally is the word "retard" in Italian.
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Obviously
wischi@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
"die" is probably from a german song. It's the article for female nouns (or plurals). Couldn't guess the song though based on those three notes.
hakase@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
pp (very soft) is likely a reference to how the performer has trouble keeping his incredibly small penis erect. This can be common in any part of a song; it mostly depends on how much of a loser the performer is.
match@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y
thanks! til
tubaruco@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
the performer sees "pp" in the paper and impulsively puts their pants down
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
skeezix@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
you're being a ritardando
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Zagorath@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
We don't even know what those three notes are. Is it a treble clef? Bass clef? Tenor clef‽
wischi@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
True and I obviously have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm sure it doesn't matter because I don't know anything about music, don't have absolute pitch and just pressed e f f on an online midi keyboard 🤣
dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
why even bother using the italian notation if you're just gonna put the clunky english translation beside it? very soft pp.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
OP, what's wrong with them calling you 'mister fantastic'?