Good thing I don't know how to read music

701 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world

26 Comments

Blackout@kbin.social · 33 pts · 2y (2 replies)

But then you got the good ones like "Vibrato" and "Fellacio". There's a reason Bach's Movement No 69 is very popular with orchestras.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did you know Mozart had a song called "Leck Mich im Arsche" or "Lick Me In the Ass?"

Best part is it sounds like some somber church music..

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I wouldn't describe that as somber. It actually sounds quite cheerful to me.

omgarm@feddit.nl · 25 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I couldn't get my pp soft on command anyway.

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If erection lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.

tubaruco@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

yeah, she'll know what to do

jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Send me her pics

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's gotta be beaten back down.

smoof@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ketchup bottle ad

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Didn't help. Now there's a ketchup vein.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Wait 30 years.

rivermonster@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

This shit made me laugh so hard. I appreciate you OP!

skeezix@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (13 replies)

Ritard is short for ritardando. It means slow down playing at this point. The “You” above it is probably just coincidental lyrics

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 30 pts · 2y

"Ritardando" sounds like you're being insensitive and a little racist.

Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It also, you know, sounds like "retard"

dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

It literally is the word "retard" in Italian.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Obviously

wischi@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (8 replies)

"die" is probably from a german song. It's the article for female nouns (or plurals). Couldn't guess the song though based on those three notes.

hakase@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y (5 replies)

pp (very soft) is likely a reference to how the performer has trouble keeping his incredibly small penis erect. This can be common in any part of a song; it mostly depends on how much of a loser the performer is.

match@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y

thanks! til

tubaruco@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

the performer sees "pp" in the paper and impulsively puts their pants down

jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)
[ removed ]
skeezix@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

you're being a ritardando

jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
[ removed ]
Zagorath@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

based on those three notes.

We don't even know what those three notes are. Is it a treble clef? Bass clef? Tenor clef‽

wischi@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

True and I obviously have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm sure it doesn't matter because I don't know anything about music, don't have absolute pitch and just pressed e f f on an online midi keyboard 🤣

dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

why even bother using the italian notation if you're just gonna put the clunky english translation beside it? very soft pp.

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

OP, what's wrong with them calling you 'mister fantastic'?