Frenchman handed jail sentence after wife finds him sexually assaulting a chicken

https://www.thelocal.fr/20170330/frenchman-handed-jail-sentence-for-sexual-assault-on-chicken

A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

The result:

SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The man in question:

THE_ANON@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
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galoisghost@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

In his defence, the hens hadn’t been laying enough eggs and the local vet told him they needed a cock.

THE_ANON@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

thatsthejoke

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

I suspect he was just trying to poule himself off

aaaantoine@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

Did you just misspell Florida twice?

JustZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Probably should have just choked the chicken.

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Cock blocked again by the authorities

Gazumi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Fowl play!

Stubb@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 2y

Reminds me of Crackers in Pink Flamingos. Hilarious film, do check it out.

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -27 pts · 2y (16 replies)
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ThePantser@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (8 replies)

I'm down voting because of your username. Can I call you Tricorn?

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -9 pts · 2y (7 replies)

No idea what Tricorn is.

null@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 2y (5 replies)

If only context clues could help.

JustZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It would not. A tricorn is a type of hat.

null@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

But probably not in this context, right?

JustZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Right, that's what I said, context clues would not help in this instance since the context is three unicorn emojis and a tricorn is a type of hat.

null@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y

Or in this context, a tricorn is a triple-unicorn.

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y
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Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (6 replies)
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Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -5 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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Wodge@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You're advocating for the extinction of cows, and your types adopt pets from shelters just to kill them.

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yes because vegand famously get animals in their homes to kill them 🤡🤡🤡 but go ahead, say PeTa BaD, I know you want to.

Also name a single morally negative thing of letting a species become extinct without murdering them. I will wait. Especially interesting since the animal industry is one of the leading causes of species extinction.

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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