A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.
Frenchman handed jail sentence after wife finds him sexually assaulting a chicken
https://www.thelocal.fr/20170330/frenchman-handed-jail-sentence-for-sexual-assault-on-chicken
21 Comments
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
The result:
SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y
The man in question:
THE_ANON@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
galoisghost@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 2y
In his defence, the hens hadn’t been laying enough eggs and the local vet told him they needed a cock.
THE_ANON@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
thatsthejoke
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I suspect he was just trying to poule himself off
aaaantoine@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
Did you just misspell Florida twice?
JustZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Probably should have just choked the chicken.
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Cock blocked again by the authorities
Gazumi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Fowl play!
Stubb@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 2y
Reminds me of Crackers in Pink Flamingos. Hilarious film, do check it out.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -27 pts · 2y
ThePantser@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I'm down voting because of your username. Can I call you Tricorn?
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -9 pts · 2y
No idea what Tricorn is.
null@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 2y
If only context clues could help.
JustZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It would not. A tricorn is a type of hat.
null@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
But probably not in this context, right?
JustZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Right, that's what I said, context clues would not help in this instance since the context is three unicorn emojis and a tricorn is a type of hat.
null@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y
Or in this context, a tricorn is a triple-unicorn.
BakerBagel@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -5 pts · 2y
Wodge@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
You're advocating for the extinction of cows, and your types adopt pets from shelters just to kill them.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -4 pts · 2y
Yes because vegand famously get animals in their homes to kill them 🤡🤡🤡 but go ahead, say PeTa BaD, I know you want to.
Also name a single morally negative thing of letting a species become extinct without murdering them. I will wait. Especially interesting since the animal industry is one of the leading causes of species extinction.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de · -3 pts · 2y
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y