c/lemmyshitpost · by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2yAre ya winning, son? 625 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
gullible@kbin.social · 106 pts · 2y
“Son, I’m profoundly disappointed. I raised you not to stoop to such awful perversion. You’ve managed to ignore the rule of thirds and even moved the focus from your eyes. Hand me the camera so we can do this right.”
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
Rule of thirds is such a cishet concept
Agent641@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I use the rule of 3/16ths
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
135/4ths is good too
KISSmyOS@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Rule of sqrt(2)/1
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Yeah. We need the rule of 3/5ths
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
He is obeying rule 34 tho
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 90 pts · 2y
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
Unless she still wants to be a son, of course. Anything is fine.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 2y
Lurker@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 2y
I misread this like three times. Very funny. 10/10 supportive dad joke.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y
That kids makin more than the dad now 💀
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y
Yeah, I won.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
Ab-so-lutely
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Indubitably
x4740N@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
That's your daughter now
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
She's wonderful
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
Well.... they're definitely winning from the looks of it!
DrPop@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
What is suppose to be in Dad's hand because it looks like a dog food bowl.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Doorknob
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Good question - i'm assuming it's not a meat cleaver (but that's what my first impression is)
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
AmIConcious@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
TheSluttyMelon@lemmynsfw.com · 21 pts · 2y
Too real
yamanii@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
username checks out.
TheSluttyMelon@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 2y
zuck@lemmy.l0l.city · 19 pts · 2y
🥸 ya winning
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Don't know about winning, but I would like to have some of that pics (๑Ő௰Ő๑)
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
fosforus@sopuli.xyz · -9 pts · 2y
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Don't really see what's unhealthy about people exploring very safe things that they're into