Haha, thankfully egg smell doesn't set me off at all. You'll find that most pregnant people have very...let's say unique experiences with pregnancy. What gags one might be another's craving :)
Some people don't have much nausea at all, even! It's a weird time.
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 36 pts · 2y
My cloaca hurts just thinking about this.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 2y
How I feel as a currently pregnant human woman
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'mma find you and eat a hard boiled egg near you.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Haha, thankfully egg smell doesn't set me off at all. You'll find that most pregnant people have very...let's say unique experiences with pregnancy. What gags one might be another's craving :)
Some people don't have much nausea at all, even! It's a weird time.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Oh, that applies to more than just pregnant people.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Obviously? We're just talking about pregnant people and making them specifically gag.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Username checks out.
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
Im going to eat sushi
Or a iced mocha with whipped cream
Or scratch my foot
over_clox@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
No wonder they're a flightless bird, I don't think I could even walk around with that thing up my ass, let alone fly.
Entropywins@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
You'd be surprised what you can achieve through a bit of willpower and determination...
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I think I'd have to boil it first so the egg doesn't break. Sigh, I know what must be done...
zout@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
I googled it (to try and be a smart ass), a kiwi egg is 80 mm in diameter. So you are probably correct in your assesment.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
Like a human mother birthing a four-year-old child!
money_loo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Jesus, women don’t get enough credit.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y
That's a bird.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Oh, it's loading for me now on Jerboa 👍
Did you edit/change the link, or did the Internet just fart again?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
I linked it from elsewhere, in gif format, because it was bothering me.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Picture not loading for me. Using Jerboa, in case that's related.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
Many mobile clients it seems still don't support
.webmyet. Should display in browser.MantisPetra@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
A woman bird*
MrsDoyle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Ow ow ow ow
BlanK0@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
The egg is almost as big as the kiwi itself 😳
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
Of course, they are born as adults. If mama bird wasn’t carrying the egg, and rolled herself up, she’d fit in it, too.
Wage_slave@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Yeah ladies, it's like the late gestation of the kiwi when making an egg. Yeah, pretty hot. I know.
It's like that.
points to groin
/s