Just tired from putting up decorations

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15 Comments

Nomad@infosec.pub · 33 pts · 2y (3 replies)

He seems so excited in the left picture. Is that a flashlight in his pants?

yoz@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 2y

Lol omg I can't stop laughing.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Just proving once again that dad dick is real.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Looks like a t-handle Allen wrench.

kaupas24@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I suggest you become a fish...

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (5 replies)

That's your advice for everything!

kaupas24@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You're not wrong.... By becoming a fish, you get to escape life's responsibilities like paying taxes and working.

chetradley@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

The only problem with "reject humanity, return to monkey" is it doesn't go back far enough.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You also cut yourself off from most of life's greatest pleasures by having no opposable thumbs and barely being sentient, though..

aniki@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

yeah but swim eat shit fuck swim swim swim eat shit swim fuck swim die

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

A compelling argument indeed 🤔

SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

This family has their very own Drake meme.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Well yeah, fish don't ask you to pay for college.

RoseRose56@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

classic photo, reposted many times on the internet!

ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

Save those balloons for when you're 32. You'll thank me later. I mean, there's literally going to be a helium shortage soon.

EDIT: I am well aware that the helium will have leaked out of that mylar, long before that time. That's at least half the joke.