c/memes · by nifty@lemmy.world · 2yJust tired from putting up decorations 600 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
Nomad@infosec.pub · 33 pts · 2y
He seems so excited in the left picture. Is that a flashlight in his pants?
yoz@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 2y
Lol omg I can't stop laughing.
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Just proving once again that dad dick is real.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Looks like a t-handle Allen wrench.
kaupas24@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
I suggest you become a fish...
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
That's your advice for everything!
kaupas24@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
You're not wrong.... By becoming a fish, you get to escape life's responsibilities like paying taxes and working.
chetradley@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
The only problem with "reject humanity, return to monkey" is it doesn't go back far enough.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You also cut yourself off from most of life's greatest pleasures by having no opposable thumbs and barely being sentient, though..
aniki@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
yeah but swim eat shit fuck swim swim swim eat shit swim fuck swim die
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
A compelling argument indeed 🤔
SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
This family has their very own Drake meme.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Well yeah, fish don't ask you to pay for college.
RoseRose56@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
classic photo, reposted many times on the internet!
ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y
Save those balloons for when you're 32. You'll thank me later. I mean, there's literally going to be a helium shortage soon.
EDIT: I am well aware that the helium will have leaked out of that mylar, long before that time. That's at least half the joke.