If your friends ask what youre doing, just tell them that youre a French chef.

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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Mmm water + plastic + heat. What could possibly go wrong?

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I mean microplastics are already in human fetuses, at this point I'm ready to just fill myself up with plastic and be a case study for the long term effects

fluxion@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I used to chug old water bottles that were baking in my car for months. Wish me luck.

sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Alright you convinced me I'm gonna start grinding up plastic and eating it in large quantities

someguy3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

And why are microplastic in human fetuses? Because of things like this.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

the secret sauce is the melted plastic

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ribbed for flavor?

Rascabin@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fla...vor? I thought it was supposed to go in your ass!

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

¿Por que no los dos?

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I can hear the rattling around in the condoms lol

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

A man’s gotta eat, Mr Lehey.

I’m sure they’ll love this over at !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

taanegl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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bizzle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Microplastics are a French delicacy