c/lemmyshitpost · by Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 2yOui 688 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
Gork@lemm.ee · 97 pts · 2y
This exposes one of my greatest fears: people speaking French at me.
wkk@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Il ne faut pas avoir peur !
problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
ah merde. tu me fait peur.
1984@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 2y
They usually speak French about you, not to you, so don't worry. :)
Klear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Parle français, fils de pute!
RidderSport@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Wait is this actually the French take on the all-time classic subreddit for German memes: Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn?
Wogi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Oui. Gork est un lemmit génial.
taanegl@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Cállate.
taanegl@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
pourquoi vous ne parlez pas francais avec les lemmits
Fudoshin@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
~Lady Marmalade (philospher)
Wogi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I once used "voulez vous prendre le petit déjeuner a chez mois demain?" As a pickup line at a bar.
It was the one and only time I ever knowingly used a pickup line. She thought it was funny and it went no where after that.
For the lazy: I (poorly) asked if she'd like to have breakfast at my place tomorrow.
sour@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
"Like the ice cream? "
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Honestly, that just sounds like joke I might try.
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
And her furs are Mongolian...
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
The language of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream?
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y
Thank you ChatGPT
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Oui
havokdj@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Dynamite
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Oui!
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
You.
nifty@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 2y
The pics are on the left side, so the lady is not Nepali, the person responding to her is. I think she got autocorrected
Takumidesh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
They are replying to the story, which is what has the pics, so the pictures belong to the person on the right side.
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ah cool, didn’t see that bit in the screen shot
Fudoshin@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
We should support the abortion of thoughts before they're retardness is given form, like in this case.
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I still think that persons phone autocorrected. Or at least I want to believe in them! I can’t accept a world where someone conflates Nepali and Napoleon, never! Neeeevveeeeerrrrr!!
EK13@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Could you accept a world where someone does it intentionally as a joke?
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That would be hot.