c/greentext · by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works · 2yAnon works in mysterious ways 658 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 85 pts · 2y
Which beetle looks like a giraffe?
The Giraffe Wevil! It's insane that these exist. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe_weevil
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y
Fine body like a construction crane.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
Me when I meet a tall suitor
oce@jlai.lu · 19 pts · 2y
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Majestic!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 2y
Weevils are very cool. I only recently became aware of them.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
I'm just going to leave this here.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=440l8poSQiA
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I'm going to pile this on top of that
https://youtu.be/zDij0v5nt8I?si=Sa4eAQh9xCn5LSwm
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Why, pray, is the shortest watch called the "dog watch"? Because it's CUR-TAILED! Hah! I have you sir, you're dished!
Killick, Killick there! Light along with the Madiera!
The Aubrey-Maturin books are some of my dearest favorites, and the movie is great fun too.
xantoxis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
flooppoolf@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2y
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 2y
Ok I won't, I'll just keep licking frogs for those intense psychedelic trips instead.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
Dude made crabs countless times. He can't even remember what he makes.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 22 pts · 2y
Cancer, crabs, it's all connected
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
Stop asking about the cancer! He said to trust the Beatles.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y
These godjaks or whatever are the best trend in a while I've seen over there
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 2y
I always believed in You. But only for the bad things. I humbly and respectfully thank You for making the ways in which You work less mysterious.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Fireflies are beetles as well, perhaps even my favorite.
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
I'm too lazy to fact check this, so it must be true
Gork@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
I wish to hear more about this master plan of his.
holycrap@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
I hear it involves giving cancer to little kids.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Anon caught some ennui off a Discworld novel
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
an inordinate fondness for beetles
_lilith@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Fucker made cockroaches and is probably proud because they are so resilient. This is a beatle planet that happens to have humans
Starkstruck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Given that like 25% of all known species are beetles this seems to track
can@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
No wonder the made 400000 of them.
aleonem@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
beetles would have had sentience first but they didnt eat the apple