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c/workreform · by snek@lemmy.world · 2y

Ah yes, my time at "XXX" was just amazing.

189 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world

21 Comments

insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They found your porn vids

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

and approve!!!

lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

They found mine and now my emails to them bounce

joulethief@compuverse.uk · 33 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I can't stand this corpo speak, it always makes me want to throw up

knatsch@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What is not love?

Pyroglyph@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Baby hurt me, more.

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

Stop!

My stomach is already empty

dwindling7373@feddit.it · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Would be silly not too.

poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

It would indeed be a silly not

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My time at XXX?

Is that like a sexy sequel to "My Time at Portia"?

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Sandrock suddenly seems a lot more irritating to mucus membranes.

Lawyerator@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

I can never trust multiple exclamation points.

Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Kindly do the needfull and get on with it.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

initial 6 month contract

No.

NutWrench@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y

Lol. They left the placeholder in the offer. They could probably use a programmer.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

XXX

someone's sed commande failed

snek@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

To be fair the rest of it did match my expertise, but the title read like a scam.

lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y 
command -p -- \
  sed \
    -e 's/scam/once in a lifetime opportunity, which to not take would be stupid\. \(not to \(take\)\)/g' \
    -- \
    ./scam.eml \
    >./not_a_scam,_y’all.eml
Sensitivezombie@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How can you miss this opportunity !!!

lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

miss

It’s called dodged. Like a bullet.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Speak soon

No I will not!

...ok, yes I will, but not because you told me to!