Lawyerator

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on That kid was the WORST · c/lemmyshitpost · 13 pts · 116d

If I had advice to give my younger self, I'd have to be very careful about the whole causality problem. At 45 I have two awesome kids aged 5 and 2. I have an amazing wife who multiplies both my happiness and ability to make a living. Both my wife and I were previously divorced. I wouldn't change anything that might prevent me from meeting her and helping to bring my kids into the world.

If I had perfect temporal guardrails that would ensure this family path, I'd tell my younger self that it works out pretty well in the long run, but huge mistakes were needed to forge me into who I am today. Also, buy Nvidia stock.

on Good dog · c/memes · 3 pts · 165d

I feel like I saw this image around 2011 or so. If so, this superposition has almost certainly begun to decay.....

I figure that God is the universe and it's laws. An all knowing and all powerful being doesn't require deliberation to act, would understand all permutations of their action, and isn't limited in any way physically. A big bang would be one such way that could manifest.

on GREAT HELM · c/historymemes · 8 pts · 295d

If I had a Hounskull, I could pretend to be a giant bird and peck at the local villagers.

His highness's dignity permeated the room. Children gawked, men bowed, and women swooned. A certain radiance seemed to eminate from the feline king. That is, until he spoke: "gweetings my subjects! I am yo lod and wuler! May my beneficence wain down upon you."

In that instant, the spell was broken. Awe was replaced by a communal urge to chant "pss,pss,pss" and to try to rub the erstwhile monarch.

on plenty of fir · c/memes · 13 pts · 324d

"So much for the tolerant left." Seems like a lot of effort in art to make a dad joke. Some context as to what prompted the sentiment might help get the message across more effectively.