Succulent rule

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8 Comments

idkwhatimdoing@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 331d

So these are what those "house hunters" I hear about are after? Makes sense they're so expensive I guess.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 331d (1 reply)

The house meat filets must be boiled for some time, or it will make your insides itchy

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 331d

It's like spicy food. You build up a tolerance over time as you eat it more and more.

Lawyerator@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 330d (2 replies)

A succulent Chinese meal?!

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 330d (1 reply)

Get your hand off my penis!!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 330d

Instead, use a specialized tool for that.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 331d

Even once the meat is all but gone, the skeleton will float down and continue to provide a feast for thousands of creatures that will spend months completely cleaning off the nutritious house bones.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 331d

Been swimming in that shit more than once as a cable internet guy. Older homes had a form of shredded paper insulation (cellulose). Nasty shit in any case.

Our little Habitat for Humanity home has the sweet spray-foam insulation on the bottom of the roof, like a cooler. You can walk around the attic and it's maybe 10F higher in the summer. Nothing on the floor but a little bit of leftover construction dust.