I imagine stuff like that goes on all time.
I mean, I don't give a shit.
If I was dead, you could bang me all you want.
Who cares? Dead body's like a piece of trash.
I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want.
Fill me up with cream.
Turn me into a cannoli. Make a stew out of my ass.
What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river.
Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead.
Who's the victim though? Who has the actual right to be offended? Are there people that claim ownership of your body? I thought we fought a war over this.
Me and some buddies always would use a similar excuse, so and so is having a tough time, we're going to hang with him. It worked double, sometimes we were just trying to get out and drink some beers, but also you didn't have to come out and say if you were actually having a tough time. Sometimes hanging with buddies and a few beers is the medicine you need.
17 Comments
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 105d
Thanks! I used mine today.
Sorry for my loss. Even if you still breevin
cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 105d
You can screw my corpse too, if that's your thing. I'll be dead and won't care.
restingOface@quokk.au · 18 pts · 105d
I imagine stuff like that goes on all time. I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares? Dead body's like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream. Turn me into a cannoli. Make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead.
Lawyerator@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
Well, there's an outside chance that eating dead people is unhealthy.
restingOface@quokk.au · 12 pts · 104d
It gives you the hunger
StaticFalconar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d
You may not care when you're dead, but cannibalism has generally not been accepted in society
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 103d
Who's the victim though? Who has the actual right to be offended? Are there people that claim ownership of your body? I thought we fought a war over this.
ozymandias117@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 103d
I will point out that when selling cadavars was legal, murders went up from people looking to cash in.
It would be difficult to ensure the dead actually died through accident or natural causes rather than having been killed for their meat.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 104d
But what if you would still feel all that happening to your body?
Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 104d
rossome@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 104d
https://youtu.be/ywZt6igT5Dw
Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 105d
I need your full name and address, I'm taking a life insurance policy out on you.
I'm also sending you a free copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 105d
My wife and I both had/have cancer. We don’t really talk about it unless we want something from a corporation. Otherwise, game on!
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 105d
This is a bro move, Cam. You and me are like this 🤜🤛 now.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 104d
OK. But when exactly are you going to die? I like to plan ahead. No pressure tho 😁
Toes@ani.social · 7 pts · 105d
I wonder how I would subscribe to that, can't really put that in my calendar haha
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 103d
I'll be hawking "In Memory of Cam" window decals at his funeral
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
Me and some buddies always would use a similar excuse, so and so is having a tough time, we're going to hang with him. It worked double, sometimes we were just trying to get out and drink some beers, but also you didn't have to come out and say if you were actually having a tough time. Sometimes hanging with buddies and a few beers is the medicine you need.