c/lemmyshitpost · by spread@programming.dev · 2yDraftposting 524 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
robocall@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 2y
"I don't want to kill innocent people" is a perfectly acceptable response
Thranduil@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y
I only want to kill innocent people
ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com · 78 pts · 2y
Far more likely to actually get you out of service
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 54 pts · 2y
And into the local PD
Deceptichum@kbin.social · 25 pts · 2y
I only want to kill my commanding officers who are forcing me to go there.
Thranduil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Instant promotion to the top. Cant kill your co if you are the co
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You should enlist with these guys.
https://twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/status/1756220075483299864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
https://piped.video/watch?v=tfWezzzUF3U
BoxerDevil@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Bur won't get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 2y
Maybe say "I like throwing grenade backwards like bowling balls in wii sports?"
DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Also conscientious objectors exist, even when conscripted through the draft they were relegated to non-combat roles, the same exists for the American military now, it takes all types of people to keep a war machine running.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 2y
"No I mean sexually. I find government-sponsored terrorism a real turn-off."
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 2y
"That's good! This war is actually sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legend, "
THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch · 12 pts · 2y
But to play it with privacy use Nord vpn.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 39 pts · 2y
Spying on you, before you even start working. Even more reasons to not sign...
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
I mean, if it is IG posts, then it is public information
THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch · 10 pts · 2y
Only if it is a public IG post as OP didn't mention if the post was public or private.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Just say you can’t hear him. Pretend you’re deaf and they won’t send you to war
tjsauce@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Just recite the Draft Dodger Rag: https://youtu.be/_T9MHFldX1E?si=g3RaOCPI12ar3p9M
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Phil Ochs, brilliant!
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RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Easy fix, just break your leg infront of him.