"A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?"

- Vladimir Putin, probably

scytale@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

It’s because the vaccine was revealed to him in a dream.

CluckN@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It’s so sad Putin died of Ligma

DarylDutch@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2y (9 replies)

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Death is definitely one way to cure someone's cancer.

Diplomjodler@feddit.de · -21 pts · 2y (7 replies)

They don't use lead in ammunition any more.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 34 pts · 2y

This is not correct. It's common for modern ammunition to be jacketed with copper or some other metal, but the core is still lead (or lead-tin alloy) because it's cheap, dense and soft enough to form into the rifling grooves while traveling down the barrel. Only special-purpose bullets are made with other metals.

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Huh?

Candelestine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Huh, that's a new one for me. Who told you that?

tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Fuckin lead industry propaganda ;)

ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

So do you just go on the Internet and make stuff up for fun?

petersr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or was it pencils... So hard to remember...

Diplomjodler@feddit.de · 0 pts · 2y

Well, we're all not getting any younger.

schema@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 2y

Maybe the rumors about Putin having cancer are true, and this is what the scientists told him to not accidentally fall out of a window.

Starkstruck@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

The vaccine just kills you, can't have cancer if you're dead! /s

Rapidcreek@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is it as good as your Covid vaccine?

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Wonder if it’s also called sputnik

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Quick! I need the falling from a buildin....splat!

I wrote splat! LOL, it's a really tall building 🏢.

Johandea@feddit.nu · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They've ~~discovered~~ stolen HPV vaccines? Good on them!

frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They developed what might be the first cancer vaccine. USA government source.

I know you're being sarcastic, but vaccines against cancer-causing oncoviruses are not what's usually meant by "cancer vaccines" (though some people will sometimes use the phrase "cancer vaccines" to include that).

Cancer vaccines are more typically things like Imlygic which sets the immune system against melanoma.

Saeveo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

They developed what might be the first cancer vaccine

If by "they" you mean Russia, that's not what your source says. It's a press release about Agenus (a US company) licensing their vaccine for production and sale in Russia.

they have entered into a license, development and manufacturing technology transfer agreement for Agenus' Oncophage® (HSPPC-96; vitespen) vaccine

TIMMAY@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Imagine if this was true lmao russia just cures all cancers. Honestly the world has been so bass ackwards lately that it almost makes a non-sense kind of sense

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 2y

Since I only need “Cow wins Nobel Prize” for a bingo on this card I would be so pissed if this is true.

Terr@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y

Such a shame they don't have a "dying in a pointless war" vaccine.

eran_morad@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Sends cancer straight to gulag

frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

Exciting field for the next few years: we'll probably see a bunch of new cancer vaccines coming out.

Funny how the covid epidemic spurred our understanding of immunology and vaccines.

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 7 pts · 2y

“Cancer diagnoses decrease rapidly for russian men who run 500m without cover”

corstian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Wait wasn't this the premise of FarCry 6?

randon31415@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

In our lifetimes, we will have a cure for virus!

DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Starting to sound like North Korea over there, i mean it makes sense since North Korea has been supplying them with slaves for years.

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ah shit, here we go again

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

putin is also like 70 yrs old