This would break the internet

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Deestan@lemmy.world · 216 pts · 2y (1 reply)

-long rambling historical lecture

-Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I was thinking of birds for a moment. Many people in Ukraine are surprised and angry to learn they are actually Russia. What would happen if other parts of Russia learn they are actually France? Would they try to join the EU?

abcd@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

I could hear your post! 😂😂😂

MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml · 183 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

You live in a place called Red Square, but it's not square-shaped. So why is it called that?

And is the Hermitage where all the Russian hermits live?

baseless_discourse@mander.xyz · 24 pts · 2y

Why did Chernobyl explode? Did they forget to churn their bell?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Please relate every date to Technotronic's hit 1989 single 'Pump Up the Jam.'

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You're labeling under a misapprehension, it's the Soviet Union

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Is that when all the onions come together? Goss, that's frightening

Darkard@lemmy.world · 170 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it's snowed?"

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 2y

cousin Lucy mate Paul

ftfy

elrik@lemmy.world · 142 pts · 2y

You're famous for being photographed shirtless on a horse. Is that because horses can't judge you, or is it a new Russian policy for reducing laundry costs?

Redacted@lemmy.world · 124 pts · 2y

We know Google Translate gets things wrong sometimes so I was just wondering if Russia means "Special" Military Operation in the same way the Americans mean "Special" Olympics?

TxzK@lemmy.zip · 72 pts · 2y (3 replies)

King Arthur came a lot, didn't he?

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Where did he come?

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

Chainmail stocking

Denalduh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Where didn't he?

stoy@lemmy.zip · 67 pts · 2y (19 replies)

I have zero clue who that is....

sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 142 pts · 2y (10 replies)

This is Philomena Cunk, a satirical BBC news reporter. They produce videos in which she interviews historical experts but only asks them stupid questions like “Were the pyramids built from the ground up, or from the top down?”

ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com · 90 pts · 2y (9 replies)

The best ones are with the philosophy guy imo, he employs the rethorical "Principle of Charity" in such a master class way which turns her stupid questions into profound conundrums which he tackles and he manages to act out this sense of being delighted to finally being asked deep philosophical questions in an interview. It's great.

https://piped.video/shorts/6FNv4hsTBM8?si=2042cjUDRztDM579

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How do I open piped links in libretube?

nonailsleft@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y

That's the neat part

You don't

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Libretube, web browser, grayjay (I think??)

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

https://youtu.be/HLAkhyv7E_M

It's was a different philosopher. Enjoy

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Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

piped not working. Can you name the episode or the doctor's name? Thanks.

I think he means this

https://youtu.be/HLAkhyv7E_M

ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You do know the URI is the same so you can just change piped.video to youtube.com

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

TIL.

Thanks.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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boredtortoise@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y

Neither does she

doingless@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah I've never watched BBC programming outside of porn.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Cunk on Earth is comedy porn, so that's close enough.

leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y
Vendul@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y

Get cunked on!

neidu2@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Satire "reporter". Check out "Cunk in Earth" on netflix, and you'll understand. I highly recommend it.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Unpopular opinion: I didn't find it as funny as Cunk on Britain. The humour in Cunk on Earth is less subtle; it doesn't have the trademark British dry wit and sarcasm. The new show kind of tries to be funny instead of letting the humour flow. I grew up with British TV so I prefer the first series.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

The dictator or Russia

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ngl that would be legitimately hilarious and I would watch the shit out of it lol

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

Putin wouldn't even play around with windows. He would get frustrated and shoot her himself like, at the most, 10 minutes into the interview.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y

I can imagine it. Do you think Europe could maybe invade the UK? That seems reasonable.

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

PUMP UP THE JAM starts playing in background

cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 2y (6 replies)

She isn't the same person who broke the internet in the IT crowd though

jacksilver@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

I had the same exact thought the first time I saw her. They look surprisingly similar.

DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Katherine Parkinson 🔥🔥

Justas@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

TIL. Cunk's real name is Diane Morgan.

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

The Elders of the Internet know who I am??

Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Too bad... I was gonna recommend someone to tell her Putin looked like a magician before the interview.

tslnox@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y

Nope. I thought that as well at first.

Pantherina@feddit.de · 22 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Uhm, who is that?

thisfro@slrpnk.net · 116 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Putin is the dictator of Russia

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

A dictatorship is a system of government where the one person gets to help everyone out by making all the tough and boring governmenty decisions. But it’s also a system where the the one person making the decisons can be a really bad person, and therefore can make really bad decisions. So, yeah, swings and roundabouts.

Flumpkin@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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dumbcrumb@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Look up cunk on earth

TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y (30 replies)

Yeah, that ugly asshole has no sense of humour. He would have probably killed her 5 minutes in

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Philomena must be protected!

wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id · -1 pts · 2y (28 replies)
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pizzawithdirt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (27 replies)

He's talking about Putin I think.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

We might need to start properly spelling GreatLeeder's name as Puddin' or something

wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id · -1 pts · 2y (25 replies)
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cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (22 replies)

Whys your account only a day old?

wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id · -4 pts · 2y (21 replies)
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TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Damn buddy, way to explode with the littlest of prods

Stay mad, I suppose 💋

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wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id · -3 pts · 2y
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EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (17 replies)

Ya know I didn't actually think you were a Russian bot

Now I'm curious lol

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id · 0 pts · 2y
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GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That was not Pooty being Playful, that was him warning Carlson that he knows him and his secrets, and if he veers off script, well...let's just say some of Carlson's deep hidden secrets may come to light.

But, of course, just Pooty doing the interview revealed a lot. It revealed that things are worse for Russia than Russia is acknowledging, because otherwise Pooty wouldn't be doing an interview in the first place.

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

I am not working and I would still put money in the GoFundMe for this if one existed.

Titou@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y (9 replies)

who is this ?

IgnatiusJReilly@lemmy.wtf · 38 pts · 2y

That's my mate Paul's friend.

Flumpkin@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)
sukhmel@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wow, she's amazing 🤣

Flumpkin@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 2y

Yeah Sacha Baron Cohen cleans up nicely

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venji10@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Philomena Cunk

ieightpi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ive wondered if this is her real last name

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

She is Diane Morgan. The character she plays was invented for Charlie Brooker's series Weekly Wipe as a parody of a talking head interviewee along with a male counterpart named Barry Shitpeas.

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Yes it is definitely Diane Morgan's last name

Edit - highly recommend her sitcom, Mandy

If you like mental scarring

darthsid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

She would not survive after…

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y

HE would not survive after.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I would be interested in hearing her take on Palestine.

ours@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Last time she talked about Israel or the Jews she lost her script and they joke sensored the whole thing. I can expect pretty much the same for Palestine.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y

She'd probably think that a Palestine is a type of fruit

BilboBargains@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Barry Shitpeas

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I wonder why he never took off along with her.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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rusticus@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Flo from Progressive Insurance?

CenturionKing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

⚠️Here is her interview with Putin:

https://youtu.be/oONWipjpuDY?si=ngSyzUuNl0wXRMeF

CenturionKing@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

This would be MOST VIEWED content!!! Can we arrange it?

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · -23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hahahaha. He might even let her, if he knows how stupid she is

Patches@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 2y

You know it's an act, right???