If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.
Yeah...imma need you fucks to up the shitposting. After leaving reddit for this place I am close to breaking my phone addiction and that just won't fucking do.
Did you know you can watch people having sex on the internet? Apparently you can gamble online, too! Maybe check those two out and see if they grab you.
Not even Saturdays. Every single day, I keep pouring hours into Lemmy, and then just because I don't provide any content whatsoever, I get so confused every 20 minutes when I check for new content
49 Comments
bleistift2@feddit.de · 95 pts · 2y
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 54 pts · 2y
If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
high fructose corn cereal
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Those are rectangular, if you want well rounded Corn Pops are where it's at.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
What kind of tools?
Penises?
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Yes, I was searching for hammers...
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Yes, I was searching for hammers...
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Kalkaline@leminal.space · 44 pts · 2y
Here's a picture of my dog to help you in your time of need.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
And here's a cat to balance it oot
uis@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Pet the cat
zammy95@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me
Kalkaline@leminal.space · 6 pts · 2y
Gave her ear scratches, just for you.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
She's so adorable! I wanna boop that nose!
KrankyKong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
;)
MECHAGIC@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I wanna pet her so much
uphillbothways@kbin.social · 34 pts · 2y
don't have a life, don't have content to post. don't really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget
JoShmoe@ani.social · 17 pts · 2y
You can always post other people’s content
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 38 pts · 2y
Wow you're right. This is easy!
ricdeh@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
original_reader@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
meliaesc@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Now that's some fresh content!
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
Yeah...imma need you fucks to up the shitposting. After leaving reddit for this place I am close to breaking my phone addiction and that just won't fucking do.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y
Did you know you can watch people having sex on the internet? Apparently you can gamble online, too! Maybe check those two out and see if they grab you.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I like when boobs.
Grayox@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
When boobs gamble
Fal@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y
Options markets are closed
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
I evwn did some laundry and other cleaning tasks, I don't use any other social medias. I need content to procrastinate!
nifty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Lemmy: accidentally making people productive
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
How could you do laundry and not even post pics online?
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 22 pts · 2y
einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de · 20 pts · 2y
meliaesc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Change is SCARY.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
Not even Saturdays. Every single day, I keep pouring hours into Lemmy, and then just because I don't provide any content whatsoever, I get so confused every 20 minutes when I check for new content
fastandcurious@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
It would have been hilarious if no one had commented, or atleast that’s my idea of a joke
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Shut up, I'm working on it.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Not fast enough. Eat some raisins.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Gotta get the week's memes ready sometime!
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y
Let's not go that far.
ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 2y
Satur6is the global hangover day.
gingernate@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Satur6. Sounds like a planets moon
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
No life here. Just spending too much time on my laptop doing nothing to be doing something.
Asclepiaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
If I had a life I might have something worth posting.
DandomRude@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Very helpful, thx. I might just reconsider.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Does replaying No Man's Sky count as a life?
HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Helldivers 2 has taken over my life (when the servers aren't down)
GiddyGap@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
And here I am on Saturday night doom-scrolling Lemmy...
desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
lololololol