When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

Meme transcription:

When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

[Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

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49 Comments

bleistift2@feddit.de · 95 pts · 2y

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 54 pts · 2y (6 replies)

If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

high fructose corn cereal

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Those are rectangular, if you want well rounded Corn Pops are where it's at.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What kind of tools?

Penises?

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y

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Kalkaline@leminal.space · 44 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Here's a picture of my dog to help you in your time of need.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And here's a cat to balance it oot

uis@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Pet the cat

zammy95@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me

Kalkaline@leminal.space · 6 pts · 2y

Gave her ear scratches, just for you.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

She's so adorable! I wanna boop that nose!

KrankyKong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

;)

MECHAGIC@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I wanna pet her so much

uphillbothways@kbin.social · 34 pts · 2y (6 replies)

don't have a life, don't have content to post. don't really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget

JoShmoe@ani.social · 17 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You can always post other people’s content

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 38 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Wow you're right. This is easy!

ricdeh@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (3 replies)

original_reader@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Huh... who knew?

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

meliaesc@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Now that's some fresh content!

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Yeah...imma need you fucks to up the shitposting. After leaving reddit for this place I am close to breaking my phone addiction and that just won't fucking do.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Did you know you can watch people having sex on the internet? Apparently you can gamble online, too! Maybe check those two out and see if they grab you.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I like when boobs.

Grayox@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y

When boobs gamble

Fal@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y

Apparently you can gamble online

Options markets are closed

VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I evwn did some laundry and other cleaning tasks, I don't use any other social medias. I need content to procrastinate!

nifty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Lemmy: accidentally making people productive

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

How could you do laundry and not even post pics online?

ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 22 pts · 2y

einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

meliaesc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Change is SCARY.

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y

Not even Saturdays. Every single day, I keep pouring hours into Lemmy, and then just because I don't provide any content whatsoever, I get so confused every 20 minutes when I check for new content

fastandcurious@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

It would have been hilarious if no one had commented, or atleast that’s my idea of a joke

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shut up, I'm working on it.

HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Not fast enough. Eat some raisins.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

Gotta get the week's memes ready sometime!

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y

Let's not go that far.

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Satur6is the global hangover day.

gingernate@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Satur6. Sounds like a planets moon

AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

No life here. Just spending too much time on my laptop doing nothing to be doing something.

Asclepiaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

If I had a life I might have something worth posting.

DandomRude@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Very helpful, thx. I might just reconsider.

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Does replaying No Man's Sky count as a life?

HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

Helldivers 2 has taken over my life (when the servers aren't down)

GiddyGap@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

And here I am on Saturday night doom-scrolling Lemmy...

desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

lololololol