Good evening Lemmy I choose violence.

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Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

nifty@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (5 replies)

There’s literally chocolate hummus now and it’s yuck. Fight me

frickineh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

How about I just eat your share instead. I like it. My boss brought salted caramel hummus the other day, and it was pretty good, too.

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I’ve got two containers of chocolate hummus in my fridge. It’s fantastic and high in fibre.

My ass is smiling down at me, imperial. Can you say the same???

Seventhlevin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You shitting upside down?

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Like a fondue fountain.

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Sounds like someone stole ur sweet roll.

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This sounds like it'd work better than the chocolate hummus I see in the grocery store.

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

What unholiness have you brought before me

solidgrue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You had.my curiosity, now you have my attention.

Is this gluten free?

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Zero sugar?

solidgrue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Non-GMO?

Johandea@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 2y

Free from additives?

ashitaka@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Have had it. It’s gross.