c/lemmyshitpost · by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2yHow 245 points · 55 comments · view on lemmy.world
55 Comments
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 63 pts · 2y
I think I have what you are looking for
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I'll get one and report back
Eric_Pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
LinyosT@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
YUH
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 30 pts · 2y
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Great to have a tutorial!
PilferJynx@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Free lifting has helped my posture tremendously. You don't need to focus on being a buff gymbro. Just enough intensity to build enough muscle to force your bones into the right shape.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
I'm not asking for posture advice, I'm asking how to remove it
PilferJynx@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Oh well then.. I know a guy that knows a guy. Hope you dont mind headaches.
LemmysMum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
No head, no ache.
fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Any exercises you would recommend in particular?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
I for one need my cervical spine. I am not going to get rid of it.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Why need? It seems unnecessary. Snail doesn't have it, why should I
Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Snail also has no dick cut it off
charonn0@startrek.website · 12 pts · 2y
Quite the contrary, actually. Snail porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3FSHlckDU
Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I meant female snails
charonn0@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
They, too, have impressive penises.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Snails love the D
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 3 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=LT3FSHlckDU
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Big agree
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Username checks out
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
🚫🍌
Vespair@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
So what, you think you're just better than an invertebrate? Say that to an octopus's face
fylkenny@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Can't be a neckbeard if you have no neck.
SomeBoyo@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y
This guy might help
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Does seem to have the side effect of removing the head though. I only want to remove the highlighted parts
SomeBoyo@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
Don't worry, the rest is free of charge
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That's nice at least
wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 2y
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
See that's good and all but what I want is to remove it, not fix a posture problem.
ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Wow, you've tried nothing and are all out of ideas!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's true!
InfiniWheel@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
I would do anything to make my life feel better, except anything that makes my life feel better.
wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
don't say that im helping you
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 2y
Snap it back into place!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
That won't remove it, that will correct it
THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 2y
Rip it out like a man you wimp
/s
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Seems like a good idea on the surface, but it'll delete other parts that I want to keep.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Then glue them back on. Just do it, coward!
mrfriki@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Call your local predator.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Seems expensive, any DIY methods?
fiercekitten@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Do you have access to a hungry lion, by any chance?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y
brb@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Pull it out
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I tried that but it was connected to other stock parts I don't want to delete
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y
It's like a tablecloth, you have to pull it fast so everything that's attached to it will stay in place.
Note: you may experience some minor discomfort as the nerve endings separate. This is normal and should quickly resolve itself.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
Finish him!
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/c/c7/Ssf43d-s4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111118134158
db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.
Barring physical issues preventing it, that's it.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
No, no you've misunderstood the question.
db2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
So you're afraid to try? Good news then, you're already spineless! 😈
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm afraid
doleo@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y
Vote
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
For?
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Close your eyes