c/programmer_humor · by devilish666@lemmy.world · 2yShiiieeettt.... 358 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
Toes@ani.social · 30 pts · 2y
But because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.
tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Glad I’m not the only one working on the server
xav@programming.dev · 29 pts · 2y
Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
fluxion@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this
if IsCEO() {
openGoldenParachute()
}
spongebue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
If that's the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I'd probably have fired them a long time ago!
treechicken@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would've never encountered this mess /s
ICastFist@programming.dev · 14 pts · 2y
At least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D
recursive_recursion@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y
"eh we'll fix it in post"
post:
mox@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
What language is that?
treechicken@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)
Zangoose@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls
paperplane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn't
Zangoose@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
Oh true I didn't realize the semicolons were missing (that's what the compiler errors are for)
Psychodelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I'm gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me
lol. That was good
van2z@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Source?
Edit - found - https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/comment/krx0p8h/
Venator@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 2y
https://old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/todocommentsanalyzerisrequired/krx0p8h/
FTFY
moontextile99@feddit.rocks · -10 pts · 2y