Gotta add your potential explosive to the suicide of other potential explosives that the people were forced to stand next too!
And you gotta dump your potential explosives out right in the middle of everyone else bundled up close in the security checkpoint.
At the Las Vegas airport do they have a version of this where you can bet on the alcohol percentage of the mix?
All liquids you say?
Starts pissing in the box
yummyy :D
Oh darn gotta empty out these jugs of bleach and ammonia
i must add melted butter
Oh ghee
Place bets with fellow travelers before tossing in a handful of mentos
Time to dump all but 3.4 Florida ounces of liquids into the bin
Man, I knew Florida was doing some crazy shit these days but I had no idea they had their own system of measurements now.
The standard measure for volume is 1 florida man, which can be divided into 3/4 of floridian pintos, which is then divided into 73/8 floridian ounces.
What’s the Florida Ounce to Fl. Australia conversion?
Is that safe?
No because they put in all the liquids bigger than 100ml. They could be explosives…
Well I was going to wait to mix my binary explosive fluids until I got on the flight, but if they insist!
Idk why this is so gd funny to me lmao
Seems about the least safe way you could possibly do it tbh
You some kids or drunk people are going to bet each other to drink some.
Maybe there's a drain under there? I dunno, seems questionable
I wanna dump some milk in there now.
21 Comments
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 65 pts · 2y
Gotta add your potential explosive to the suicide of other potential explosives that the people were forced to stand next too!
aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
And you gotta dump your potential explosives out right in the middle of everyone else bundled up close in the security checkpoint.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
At the Las Vegas airport do they have a version of this where you can bet on the alcohol percentage of the mix?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 2y
All liquids you say?
Starts pissing in the box
aluminiumsandworm@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y
yummyy :D
baggins@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 2y
Oh darn gotta empty out these jugs of bleach and ammonia
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 2y
i must add melted butter
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Oh ghee
Bitflip@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 2y
Place bets with fellow travelers before tossing in a handful of mentos
Gork@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
Time to dump all but 3.4 Florida ounces of liquids into the bin
fitjazz@lemmyf.uk · 16 pts · 2y
Man, I knew Florida was doing some crazy shit these days but I had no idea they had their own system of measurements now.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
The standard measure for volume is 1 florida man, which can be divided into 3/4 of floridian pintos, which is then divided into 73/8 floridian ounces.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
What’s the Florida Ounce to Fl. Australia conversion?
ULS@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 2y
Is that safe?
mofongo@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y
No because they put in all the liquids bigger than 100ml. They could be explosives…
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Well I was going to wait to mix my binary explosive fluids until I got on the flight, but if they insist!
JustUseMint@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Idk why this is so gd funny to me lmao
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Seems about the least safe way you could possibly do it tbh
ULS@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
You some kids or drunk people are going to bet each other to drink some.
0ops@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Maybe there's a drain under there? I dunno, seems questionable
Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
I wanna dump some milk in there now.