remember to set the jed after jinner

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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 46 pts · 2y (3 replies)

There ain't no sleeping happening under those jeets. Better bring a jondom.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Jondoms, the machine-washable way to safely enjoy a jorgasm.

Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah it's very... Breathable.

Hupf@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

The homophone also applies here.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'm sleeping in the jocket.

Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The jillow jocket? Or the juvet jocket?

9iNez@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The jillows have those annoying fake "jockets" unfortunately

Madison420@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You can always pop the seam and make your own, it's not hard.

BluesF@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ah man I was gonna keep a rubber in there

danc4498@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What the hell did I miss? Why is everything jeans on Lemmy?

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

It's the next beans

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Jou don't know?! Casual

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Careful ladies, a bed that virile can get you pregnant just by looking at it!

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y

This is the most Canadian bedroom I've ever jeen

ugh@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Just call me Britney