I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

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letsgo@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

We can travel together.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

And you're kinda sneaky because your neighs are weak.

Hooves are heavy, there's vomit on your hide already, mom's...oat-ghetti?

wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Man I'm fucked

GregorTacTac@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.

OhTheMoose@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

I think I'll be alright

TCGM@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Shit.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

I'm certainly going to roll a 1.

EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

GregorTacTac@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Above the human level.

TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y

I'm too cool to die >:3

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

brokenlcd@feddit.it · 7 pts · 2y

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y

I last long, I cast spells

NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I win(d)

cuchilloc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

Sidhean@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

GregorTacTac@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

It doesn't

samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It means it's useless in such a situation.

Sidhean@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

typical me lmao

littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 2y

I think I'm safe

RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Heh

zcd@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Oh hai mark

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?

EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.

hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.

RavenFellBlade@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You tell me...

GregorTacTac@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.

radiantshackles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

UmeU@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Depends on you

AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I got high on my own supply

HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.

Egerbur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

TxzK@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y