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21 Comments

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (3 replies)

corymbia@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y

I don’t get it.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

God dammit

shneancy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I think I'll handle my constipation myself thank you, don't get me wrong I'd love to be there but scat is a limit yk

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Constipation. Right...that's definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.

Coasting0942@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can’t have prostrate cancer without a prostate.

Shoutout to my XY brothers and sisters, get checked if you were born before 2004

gitgud@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

What if you self-check 3 times a week?

TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

I did not have arse whisk on my bingo card today

jaschen@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

You could fight constipation with um..... Eating more veggies and drinking more water.

Pirasp@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Removing your blockage at 15000RPM

IRQBreaker@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Arse-whisk now has a permanent place in my vocabulary. 👍

papalonian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

That's my new nickname for my mustache

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12'000 rpm

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I thought that was the purpose of the toilet brush?

VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I've had a blockage in my bowel for over 5 weeks now as a result of IBD. I am definitely at the point where I wouldn't hesitate to use something like that if it helps clear it. I've had constant pain in the left side of my stomach and I can't even sleep properly now.

snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You should go to the doctor

VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Went to a and e 5 weeks ago. Also I've had a specialist nurse in charge of my care for 3 years now who I've already heard from since I went to a and e. Also heard from her again on Monday with a follow up. There's a plan in place so it's not like I've sat on my fucking arse doing nothing and I don't live in the US so healthcare is actually free so I went to and e when it first got bad. But thanks for the "advice".

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is actually how hippopotamuses work

I might be thinking of hippopotamii

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah, they don't seem to have such problems.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

As the "poor pumper society" on youtube would call it, the "Crust Buster".

Make a poop smoothie.

x4740N@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

If you have diarrhoea just mix in some egg whites and you'll have fluffy shit