Oh great, now I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking of all the possible bad things I could do with this permit, but ultimately fail to decide on one and let this opportunity go by...
In Barbados I got to see the origin of permit crab. A massive crab was skulking around the customs desk and a worker poked it with a pen, which it then took and wielded as a weapon.
33 Comments
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 35 pts · 2y
Is it a bad thing to industrially farm the permit crabs?
explodicle@local106.com · 20 pts · 2y
Each industrially farmed crab counts as a separate bad thing, so they only excuse the next crab.
Betch@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
There has to be some kind of loophole.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Farm them for love and not industry?
Betch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That just might work!
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
No, because then, using them off-label for bad things counts as the bad thing.
banichan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Well, it doesn’t say facsimiles and reproductions prohibited!
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Imma eat the first thing I see at the zoo.
Betch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Dare you to take a selfie at the entrance
Edit: Fuck, there goes my one bad thing 😭
OpenStars@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
Be careful, they may have
::: spoiler spoiler a mirror :::
Betch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
>:3
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 2y
🦀🦀🦀Anarchy!🦀🦀🦀
Tips over an empty cup
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
Oh great, now I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking of all the possible bad things I could do with this permit, but ultimately fail to decide on one and let this opportunity go by...
alekwithak@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Just steal a candy bar from the corner store and immediately regret it like the rest of us
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Wouldn’t gum or a lotto ticket be getter though? Actually they sell jerky too…
x4740N@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
As long as you don't live in a country that will throw you in jail for it
Darken@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y
heartpatcher@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
BLOW IT IS
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
YOU TELL ME THIS NOW
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
In Barbados I got to see the origin of permit crab. A massive crab was skulking around the customs desk and a worker poked it with a pen, which it then took and wielded as a weapon.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That's my fave crab vid/gif. Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo
metaStatic@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I hope this is retroactive and I can decide which thing it applies to
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Thank you for your interest in the proper and correct usage of the Permit Crab: It does not.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The judge will be disappointed to hear this.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 2y
If the bad thing you want to do has a requisite step that is also a bad thing, is that one bad thing or two?
shukufuku@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
I did 1 bad thing: everything
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Darn it, too late mate. I already committed several criminal offenses today, can I have 3-4 more permit crabs?
corymbia@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
Pah! I don’t need no stinking permit! I am an asshole all the time!
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hmm what to do? Genocide or complain about something that no one wanted to hear? It's such a fine line... how does anyone decide?
Betch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Here I go! represses feelings I did the bad :(