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33 Comments

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 35 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Is it a bad thing to industrially farm the permit crabs?

explodicle@local106.com · 20 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Each industrially farmed crab counts as a separate bad thing, so they only excuse the next crab.

Betch@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

There has to be some kind of loophole.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Farm them for love and not industry?

Betch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That just might work!

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

No, because then, using them off-label for bad things counts as the bad thing.

banichan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Well, it doesn’t say facsimiles and reproductions prohibited!

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Imma eat the first thing I see at the zoo.

Betch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Dare you to take a selfie at the entrance

Edit: Fuck, there goes my one bad thing 😭

OpenStars@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y

Be careful, they may have

::: spoiler spoiler a mirror :::

Betch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

>:3

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 2y

🦀🦀🦀Anarchy!🦀🦀🦀

Tips over an empty cup

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Oh great, now I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking of all the possible bad things I could do with this permit, but ultimately fail to decide on one and let this opportunity go by...

alekwithak@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just steal a candy bar from the corner store and immediately regret it like the rest of us

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Wouldn’t gum or a lotto ticket be getter though? Actually they sell jerky too…

x4740N@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

As long as you don't live in a country that will throw you in jail for it

Darken@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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heartpatcher@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

BLOW IT IS

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

YOU TELL ME THIS NOW

Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

In Barbados I got to see the origin of permit crab. A massive crab was skulking around the customs desk and a worker poked it with a pen, which it then took and wielded as a weapon.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

That's my fave crab vid/gif. Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo

metaStatic@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I hope this is retroactive and I can decide which thing it applies to

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thank you for your interest in the proper and correct usage of the Permit Crab: It does not.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

The judge will be disappointed to hear this.

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 2y

If the bad thing you want to do has a requisite step that is also a bad thing, is that one bad thing or two?

shukufuku@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

I did 1 bad thing: everything

HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Darn it, too late mate. I already committed several criminal offenses today, can I have 3-4 more permit crabs?

corymbia@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pah! I don’t need no stinking permit! I am an asshole all the time!

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Hmm what to do? Genocide or complain about something that no one wanted to hear? It's such a fine line... how does anyone decide?

Betch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Here I go! represses feelings I did the bad :(