What did we eat today kids?

I started out real good, but dinner is popcorn, diet coke and peanut butter mnms

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pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Breakfast: lost to time.

Lunch: a morsel of raw squirrel meat.

Supper: 12 frozen hotdogs with mayonnaise and hollandaise sauce.

missmichaele@mindly.social · 7 pts · 3y

@pancakes @MadgePickles Wait -- your cat bought you lunch?

Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 3y (8 replies)
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MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 3y (5 replies)

I have been wanting to do this but I also think my body will just think I haven't eaten because I haven't chewed anything, you know what I mean?

Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)
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MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Sadly my stimulation seeking has never given me that issue, even Adderall doesn't really diminish my hunger. I think most of my "hunger" is just my stomach wanting a stim

Lorela@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Have you ever tried some sort of stimmy food like pepitas? They're kinda a pain to eat if you're not used to it. I can do one at a time and don't have the best success rate of even getting the seed out ๐Ÿ˜‚.

MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y

Pumpkin seeds are sensory hell for me sadly. I usually get by with many beverages - first coffee, 2nd decaf coffee midmorning, decaf diet coke in the afternoon, maybe a lemonade seltzer later. Baby carrots are a good munch for me, cherries. Apple and peanut butter.

weariedfae@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Yep, I'm the same way. An IT person in my life got way into Soylent. I tried it for a while and ended up just eating double because if I don't have solid food I don't feel like I ate.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I tried Soylent and while they aren't completely awful like others I've tried, they still have the problem of not making me feel full, so I'll drink one and then still end up eating something. Usually junk.

Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y
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DessertStorms@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y (7 replies)

If it weren't for the weed, I don't think I'd ever eat, my autistic ass just wouldn't think of it.
But also if all it takes is ripping open a packet and pouring stuff out to have ready to chew food (but not liquid or mush, the texture ๐Ÿ˜ซ), it's a winner. Because eventually I get to the point where I feel sick and NEED FOOD NOW or I'll throw up acid.
Brains are weird.

stiirfry@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

I can go from completely food averse/nauseous to making 5 star meals in my kitchen after a good visit with miss mary jane lmaoo

reedthompson@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Consistently relying on weed to give you an appetite can make you dependent on it to feel hungry. Note how most heavy long term smokers you know are thin as rails.

If you happen to have this problem, however, a meal replacement drink like Soylent can be a godsend. It's pretty hard to eat a nutritious 2000 calories if you have to wait until you're really high at 9pm to start eating.

jscummy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Absolutely. I've been taking regular breaks after smoking constantly for about a year and it took a couple days to actually have an appetite again

girl@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

idk every long time heavy weed user I know has hella munchies and are either slightly or really fat, myself included lol

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

(but not liquid or mush, the texture ๐Ÿ˜ซ)

I'd much rather be dependent on weed thanks (and am for other medical needs) lol

crashez@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Very relatable. Bless the weed.

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 0 pts · 3y

Our lord and saviour ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

LordRaymond@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y (2 replies)

some Red Baron pepperoni pizza slices for dinner ๐Ÿ•

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 3y

I'm trying to improve my diet but oh man I love those.

SapphicFemme@lib.lgbt · 1 pts · 3y

Yummy!

confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Weird day... I've eaten:

  • Fiber powder
  • 4 eggs with hot sauce
  • 1 can of sardines in olive oil
  • 1 can of tuna
  • 3 roasted almonds
  • A few bites of sauerkraut
MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Idol tbh

confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Weird day for sure but I felt amazing. Slept well and woke up early. Maybe I should do this again on purpose?

MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Update? Are you become รœbermensch?

confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I added some lettuce, kale, mustard, upped to 3 cans of sardines and a few handfuls of nuts a day. Felt awesome. Woke up early and wanted to work out. Slept an hour less and felt more rested. Lots of extra free time with no cooking or eating out. I kept eating pretty similar until my next doctors' appointment. My blood work came back perfect except I was low on sodium. Weird?

This weekend I visited some friends and they offered me an ordinary 5% beer. I felt drunk after half the can and didn't even want to finish it. Not normal for me at all.

TL;DR: I got superpowers but alcohol is Kryptonite now.

Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Breakfast was two slices of raisin toast

Lunch was 30-40 sping rolls, legit too many to count

Dinner was some Mexican chickpea bowl thing

I think I fucked up with a few too many sping rolls??

C_Leviathan@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I have questions;

  1. Did you mean spring rolls?

if so,

  1. Were they full sized spring rolls?

if so,

  1. Where did you get that many full sized spring rolls down your craw in one sitting? A restaurant?
MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3y

Right? Give me this magical spring roll fountain

renrenPDX@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Asian mom/grandmother can satisfy all three bullet points.

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Literally my conversation with my wife last night.

Me when I got home from work: I was good today! I bought some new, low calorie rice cake snacks with flax, chia, and quinoa! A serving is only 90 cal and they taste awesome!

My wife: I bought a 10 pack of king cones...

Me: ...I also bought hot pockets...

BurtReynoldsMustache@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

My body WANTS to be diabetic, who am I to get in its way?

popemichael@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

My body as well.

I'm type 1 and 2 at the same time thanks to a genetic disorder called McCune Albright syndrome.

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y

definitely cant relate to all you hunger-forgetters. I went the other way into full on binge eating (BED). constant snacking = constant victory ๐Ÿ˜Ž dopamine city baby

oh god praise Vyvanse and its expiring patent

junezephier@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

A meal replacement drink, several hours of hyperfocus like 10 handfuls of peanuts??? more hours of focus a chicken breast, some roasted veggies, baked potato (pleased about this, but it was provided for me) i am very good at being functional and taking care of my body

MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3y

This is like my meal plan that I never achieve

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 3y

I had a sandwich today.

It was good.

Jack_of_all_derps@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Yesterday, I had half a box of cheez-it duos (sharp cheddar and parmesan) at about 2pm...after getting up about 8am and going for a run at 11am. Didn't eat again until I got home from picking up my wife at the airport at 10:30pm. I ate about 3 servings of tater tots. Didn't eat again until 6pm today. Fucking hell that's not great.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y (6 replies)

Started out nice, english muffins, tea, cereal.

Lunch was kinda last minute and incredibly late, left over green bean casserole and a veggie chicken sandwich.

Dinner though, dinner is going to be wild.I'm either going to make another green bean casserole or some minute rice depending on how late I end up making it... So probably rice.

hiyaaaaa23@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y (5 replies)

What do you like to put oj minute rice?

SangriaFerret@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (3 replies)

OJ on minute rice sounds innovative.

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Mix with soy sauce, honey, garlic, ginger, then add some chicken, scallions, and some bean sprouts and you've got a damn tasty dinner.

hiyaaaaa23@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Fuck, I gotta try that at some point

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Great simple stir fry recipe I use at work. I do recommend orange marmalade over OJ though. Thickens a little bit better, if you do use oj, you may want to thicken your sauce with a little corn starch

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y

It's different each time, sometimes hit sauce, sometimes Alfredo sauce, usually veggies though.

Sometimes chicken, but that mostly depends on if I've got the motivation or the left overs.

Bozicus@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 3y

I have not felt like eating at any point today, so I haven't. But I ate lots yesterday? I will probably eat a bunch of random stuff later.

hiyaaaaa23@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

We had same breakfast as every day (almonds and rice cakes) then lunch was a turkey sandwich with way too much Mayo, dinner was Chinese food.

Ngl actually pretty good today.

Then of course I ended the day by eating about 7 servings of MNMs so maybe not the best day

handofdumb@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

I made eggs this morning. I had a weird bubble waffle thing. Then I had Chipotle and some Pocky. I know I snack on some stuff to but I can't remember.

Eirini@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Porridge with a scoop of vanilla protein, with raspberries for 2pm breakfast. Salad and chicken wings for 7pm dinner. 2 cups of tea. Then vape for hours. I can feel a sensation resembling hunger but it seems Iโ€™ve lost my appetite.

darthwonka@mastodon.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

@MadgePickles Iโ€™ve been nursing a 32 oz insulated mug of coffee everyday for a while.

MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 3y

chanting one of us

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (4 replies)
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SapphicFemme@lib.lgbt · 2 pts · 3y

You had one fruit, healthier than me, for today

Methylman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Tea time

Tell me you're British without saying it

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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BackStabbath@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

Can confirm, am Indian.

Mohkia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Pizza for breakfast, skipped lunch and now my husband is making fajitas for dinner. I am thankful he feeds me. Lol. If not for him I would probably forget to eat half the time and then wonder why I feel like crap. Or I would live off chips and beef Jerky or something dumb like that.

laylawashere44@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y

I cannot for the life of me remember,

drudiperformance@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Breakfast - The Shake:

  • 80g of Oatmeal
  • 100g of Frozen Berries
  • 260ml Oatmilk
  • Scoop of Chocolate Whey Protein Blend and add cinnamon powder

Lunch:

  • 200g of Rice
  • 150g Black Beans
  • 150g Sweet Potatoes
  • 100g Chicken Breast

Afternoon Snack - Overnight Oats:

  • 60g of Oats
  • 150g of Greek Yogurt
  • 120ml of Oatmilk
  • Whey Protein (Mix it)
  • Add chopped Strawberries, crumbled Graham Crackers and Cinnamon. Let it sit in the fridge since the night before or the morning. Best afternoon snack

Dinner: Similar to Lunch

Try that for a week see how you feel (:

Coreidan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I think Iโ€™d get tired of that diet real quick

drudiperformance@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

How would you spice it up? I swap the black beans with garbanzo beans. And instead of chicken breast K l often do salmon/trout.

SFDope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

someone lifts

MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3y

Woah! As my friend Bill would say, "You'll live forever eating like that Darlin"

pixel_witch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Oof just finished half a left over piece of manicotti which is starting strong but then I decided it was gross and the texture was wierd so some seaweed snacks and Oreos it is.