My wife loves these. I'd never had one before I met her, and I never will again now that I have. I've never eaten something so bland, yet so sickly sweet, and my sister and I used to eat bowls of straight sugar when our parents weren't around.
Controversial opinion...
Sugar cookies suck, and oatmeal rasin / snickerdoodle are tied first depending on type of snickerdoodle (chewy or crunchy), and if there is milk to dip them.
I've been saying for the last few years that a good oatmeal raisin cookie is better than chocolate chip. People ridicule me for it and I don't mind. Just means that I end up with more cookies if they're ever at a party.
Yeah, they just don't dip well, because they fail to absorb the milk.
Slightly off track, but I have made my own at home with dried cherries instead, and they were pretty good.
There was an off brand selling something called maple cremes. Cookies were in the shape of maple leaves, and the frosting in the center was just a touch off of brown sugar goo. They were good.
The trick for these cookies is sour cream, and the flavor for oreos comes from black cocoa.
Your post is deliciously dangerous.
And also detrimental to my search history because autocorrect decided to "help" when I was looking up black "cocoa" and I am decidedly nonsexual asexual.
I just had to reset my phone. And now I remember ehy I had that feature turned off.
Too guilty pleasure, I don’t ever crave them, I don’t like it when I down a pack, but when I start I simply cannot and will not stop, I do not have the will to stop eating them all and I do not know why
do you ever turn two of them into satan's oreo and then turn it sideways and go down on it? then the frosting turns your nostrils into a magical fairy palace?
that way you really only need two.
its about moderation.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.
Every Lemmy user, at one point in their life, wonders to themselves, "Will this be my magnum opus? What if I've already done my best? Do I have no room to grow as a commentor?"
You, my good sir, have reached this point. I don't mean that in a bad way, no, far from it. This is the best thing you have ever written, not because you are a bad writer, but because it simply outclasses everything in existence.
1984? Rubbish. Fahrenheit 451? Who the hell cares? The Odyssey? Complete shit.
But this...
This comment is an absolute masterpiece. Simply wonderful. You are a God among men. I salute you for your creative prowess, and I hope that my comments may one day be able to reach one-tenth of this one's timelessness.
55 Comments
Pissnpink@feddit.uk · 75 pts · 2y
These are disgusting and I absolutely love them
spujb@lemmy.cafe · 26 pts · 2y
you get it
shani66@ani.social · 4 pts · 2y
Hell yeah
NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I half agree…
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
I swear these cookies are the most divisive cookies ever. I haven't met or seen people have anything but a strong opinion one way or the other.
I'm team "love them but think they are disgusting so I will never buy them, watch out if I have access though"
Toribor@corndog.social · 15 pts · 2y
Somehow you're exactly right.
wrenchmonkey@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 2y
i feel incredibly seen
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 2y
the aftertaste is awful and the sugar in them gives me headaches
just one more
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
Nah man. I can’t even finish one of those gross bastards. They do look appetizing, but I learn my lesson after throwing half of my first one out
whostosay@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I'm honestly astonished these sell at all. Chocolate chunk or gtfoh
pacmondo@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
Sober? Meh. Stoned? Gimme 3 boxes
strawberry@kbin.run · 6 pts · 2y
the only way to enjoy these
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
I will fucking demolish Fudgee-Os stoned. Well, and sober, but I won't eat like a box like I do with the munchies.
not_that_guy05@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I'm a slut for cookies and Mexican bread.
strawberry@kbin.run · 6 pts · 2y
Mexican bread?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Probably pan dulce, literally "sweet bread."
strawberry@kbin.run · 4 pts · 2y
mm never had it. tho I do love some pan sobao, Puerto Rican sweet bread
don@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
That meme really out here taking random shots in the dark lol
Signtist@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
My wife loves these. I'd never had one before I met her, and I never will again now that I have. I've never eaten something so bland, yet so sickly sweet, and my sister and I used to eat bowls of straight sugar when our parents weren't around.
spujb@lemmy.cafe · 12 pts · 2y
they are truly so awful. i hate them so much whenever i eat my monthly stack of four of them.
S0UPernova@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Controversial opinion... Sugar cookies suck, and oatmeal rasin / snickerdoodle are tied first depending on type of snickerdoodle (chewy or crunchy), and if there is milk to dip them.
BirdEnjoyer@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Only if the raisins are treated with great care. Otherwise, they're bitter, sour or tough as heck, and the cookie is better just as Oat.
Oat Cookies are underrated, and you 100% know they're home made.
Add a touch of Cinnamon and you blow some people's minds
GiuseppeAndTheYeti@midwest.social · 0 pts · 2y
I've been saying for the last few years that a good oatmeal raisin cookie is better than chocolate chip. People ridicule me for it and I don't mind. Just means that I end up with more cookies if they're ever at a party.
S0UPernova@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah, they just don't dip well, because they fail to absorb the milk. Slightly off track, but I have made my own at home with dried cherries instead, and they were pretty good.
aiden@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
I hate those cookies
spujb@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 2y
me too
NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
lol
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y
oreo cookies but the cookies are maple and brown sugar pop tarts
spujb@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 2y
would commit unspeakable acts for this to be real
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2y
There was an off brand selling something called maple cremes. Cookies were in the shape of maple leaves, and the frosting in the center was just a touch off of brown sugar goo. They were good.
BirdEnjoyer@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Or just... these but oreos.
The trick for these cookies is sour cream, and the flavor for oreos comes from black cocoa.
Your post is deliciously dangerous.
And also detrimental to my search history because autocorrect decided to "help" when I was looking up black "cocoa" and I am decidedly nonsexual asexual.
I just had to reset my phone. And now I remember ehy I had that feature turned off.
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It makes no sense. Sugar? good, cookie? good, sugar cookie? disgusting insult to its name and whomever has the misfortune of eating one.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 6 pts · 2y
Comments like these are why downvotes are necessary.
For one thing, your implication that all sugar cookies share the sins of this specific kind of sugar cookie?
Disgusting. Bigoted. You're cancelled.
glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Too guilty pleasure, I don’t ever crave them, I don’t like it when I down a pack, but when I start I simply cannot and will not stop, I do not have the will to stop eating them all and I do not know why
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
do you ever turn two of them into satan's oreo and then turn it sideways and go down on it? then the frosting turns your nostrils into a magical fairy palace?
that way you really only need two. its about moderation.
glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
YUS I feel so filthy yet so satisfied, it’s wrong and I’d do it again
whostosay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Bro you're talking.to GLIZZYGUZZLER, this bitch been around.
@glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Binzy_Boi@supermeter.social · 6 pts · 2y
perosn
spujb@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 2y
ive had this image in my camera roll for months and only just now did i catch that lol
alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Those are eh; I'm not a fan of the frosting. Show me some Susan cookies, though, and you bet I'll put out.
STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
theyre not that good
spujb@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 2y
kind of mid tbh
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
They taste like additives
jaaake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
spujb@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 2y
me after hitting the pen and going nonverbal
NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
WTH is that? Just shows up as a blue line in Lemma
spujb@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 2y
p sure they just posted an empty comment
jaaake@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It was supposed to be a GIF, but it looks like it didn’t show up
glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Put it in catbox.moe and link to the catbox link? That’s how you have to post gifs but idk how to embed a link and have it show up as a pic
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.
Every Lemmy user, at one point in their life, wonders to themselves, "Will this be my magnum opus? What if I've already done my best? Do I have no room to grow as a commentor?"
You, my good sir, have reached this point. I don't mean that in a bad way, no, far from it. This is the best thing you have ever written, not because you are a bad writer, but because it simply outclasses everything in existence. 1984? Rubbish. Fahrenheit 451? Who the hell cares? The Odyssey? Complete shit.
But this...
This comment is an absolute masterpiece. Simply wonderful. You are a God among men. I salute you for your creative prowess, and I hope that my comments may one day be able to reach one-tenth of this one's timelessness.
100/10, would read again
Betch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
🙈
kokopelli@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
No the aftertaste is bitter and gross
I don’t like them
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y
Only the homemade ones. They addicting.
BirdEnjoyer@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
You can freeze the dough. It was a very economical way of satisfying a sweet tooth, especially if you have an air fryer.