Fried Chicken

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22 Comments

saltesc@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Alarm bells, chicken kid. Red flags!

Other person's basically admitting to a frequent loss of emotional control and being allowed to do it with/at their partner. I bet by week four of drama, chicken kid's constantly rolling eyes away from yet another outburst of attempted emotional manipulation and going to KFC.

remotedev@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y

You just described every middle school relationship

numberfour002@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It's true what they say, though. You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg. That's also true when it comes to properly breading chicken in preparation for deep frying, the secret ingredient is dipping the chicken in egg before coating with bread crumbs. And I think if we're all being honest with ourselves, the same can basically be said about relationships.

ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Are you saying I should dip my wife in egg wash and bread crumbs? That's a weird kink.

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Hey don't knock someone else's yumm

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

I think they're saying you should dip your wife in egg before dipping in breadcrumbs.

hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
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RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

You bet....what?

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y

Least I got chicken

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y

Reasonable chicken kid. Self aware of their boundaries

DarkMessiah@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y

They got their priorities right. Can’t help a friend/SO in need if you’re hangry and weak from lack of food.

Mac@mander.xyz · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"so [x] is more important than me??? 😭"

bruh

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

U called?

Retreaux@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Based

Lumidaub@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y

Well, they're honest, that's nice.

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 9 pts · 2y

Who don't like someone that put fried chicken first?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Real talk.

AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Good. Don't let anyone change what you truly care about.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

This actually very solid advice, no joke, have bro who's 25 currently, walking dead looking mf because his girl manipulating and shaming the fuck of him while he's working 11 hours 6 days a week and cooking and doing chores at home, bro lost himself

tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Find you someone who looks at you the way this kid (probably) looks at fried chicken

JakenVeina@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Also, impressive penmanship, on both counts.

mibo80@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

This kid just Leroy Jenkins'd into a relationship.

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Sam from iCarly be like.

Hiuy@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
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