Ritz Crackers with blocks of off-brand SPAM, american cheese bits and kewpie mayonnaise

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26 Comments

Poutinetown@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Honestly this would be pretty gourmet if you spread the mayo, go with two square Ritz instead one a round one, and cut the cheese/spam into square.

cygnus@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And stack it like:

ham

cheese

mayo

cracker

Poutinetown@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

I'd add another cracker on top too, but that's optional

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i didnt know ritz had squarez.

Poutinetown@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Squarez Ritz: gourmetz editionez

bahbah23@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I'm not a big fan of American cheese, but this shouldn't be too bad. It's roughly a ham and cheese sandwich.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Roughly a third grader’s snack

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

fuck I didnt even realize i made lunchables.... god damn I think I need an MRI

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Good eye

♿️🦽🦼

These guys are from another planet where this food is appealing:

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
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bitchkat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Yes, it reminds you of a ham and cheese sandwich.

colourlesspony@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y

I would definitely eat this and regret it later.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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MrBusiness@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

I like musubi, but the price of Spam is ridiculous right now. I'll stick to my other choice of lips and asshole scraped from the very bottom of the barrel for now, bologna.

MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Good choice of mayo.

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I bought it as an experiment and because it was trendy. Its pretty good- my first thought was that it tasted like miracle whip. Ive come around to it over time

jnb@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

i hate it i hate it i hate it im sorry.

metallic_substance@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

With a neater presentation this could look appetizing

lemick24@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Good lord

INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

I nut

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Was it KAM?

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i dont know what that means

Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I'm guessing it was Treet then

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · -3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Jesus, I at least fry the spam first, and I never eat American cheese. What a savage.

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

if I fried the spam Id probably melt the cheese on the spam bits while it was frying, and then you're leaving the doman of shitty food

I live in europe now but I grew up in the states and american cheese is like an ultraprocessed hug from my ancestors

Classy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

American cheese isn't even "ultra processed". It's basically just cheddar with a couple edible chemicals added, one being a salt IIRC. Nile Red did a video on it

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

heh!