c/lemmyshitpost · by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2yJames 478 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world
37 Comments
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 2y
Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social · 13 pts · 2y
Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
Or he ate it like a fruit roll up
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y
I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Stronger then YOUR FACE
...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y
I second this
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I second your face
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
What ever that means, I agree!
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I have an easy way to test that
tubaruco@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
"um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group
borf@lemmynsfw.com · 16 pts · 2y
It's turtles all the way down
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Don't forget the elephants
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Turtle strength: 10/10
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2y
c/bananaforscale
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
🚫🍌
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let's call the whole thing on.
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 2y
Behold, a dog
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com · 22 pts · 2y
"no toilet paper? Fuck it, I'll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I'm at it"
Toneswirly@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Praise the dog
OpenStars@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y
That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Like 85 Courics
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Hot shit
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.
Insig@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Not cool James
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
James
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
James
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
The singular version of James is Jame.
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
Classic sulcata assholery.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2y
Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.
Not an asshole! Just an idiot.
But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Tbf most people are idiots too
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'm too stupid to do that tbh
GiveMemes@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2y
Sulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!
Digital_man@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y
“Fuck Yo Toilet!”