Martial superiority

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HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 74 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Eldritch blast is a cantrip...

VelvetStorm@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

+repelling blast +agonizing blast. That's what 20 dmg on average at 3 beams per attack and what 30 feet of push?

Overforest@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 2y

+Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.

  • Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.
jounniy@ttrpg.network · 34 pts · 2y

"So what do you have? "

"A sword!"

"A sword?"

"Yes. And I can hit with it twice as often twice every hour."

"... I'll stick to my spellslots thank you."

"... It sounded better in my head."

Susaga@ttrpg.network · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

In a single round of combat, a wizard can use a spell to rain fire and bring a max health fighter down to 1 hp.

In comparison, in a single round of combat, a fighter can swing their sword four times and bring a max health wizard down to 1 hp.

So they're both as good as each other in a hypothetical 1v1 combat scenario which is unlikely to ever come up during an actual game. Bravo. Can we stop having this argument? It's been 4 months since this exact meme was posted.

Kichae@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

No! We must run the scenario in every system first, then compile the distribution of outcomes.

VelvetStorm@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I think you forgot about the bear barb who takes half damage from everything but psychic. Good luck getting them down to 1 hp in 1 round unless you go first.

UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Poof and suddenly your barbarian is a turtle. No need to harm them.

VelvetStorm@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Unless it's true polymorph they are gonna get out soon enough.

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

an hour is plenty of time to prepare some nasty surprises. but once again, this doesn't really matter. dnd doesn't work well for pvp

HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 12 pts · 2y

See, this is why I love my strength build clerics.

I'm outta spell slots, but I'm not outta options.

Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

My Eldritch Knight/war wizard stands, unafraid.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y (13 replies)

What movie is this?

CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 71 pts · 2y
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jacfr0st@lemmy.ml · 40 pts · 2y

V for Vendetta (2005)

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

For real? V For Vendetta.

It's about time for me to watch it again.

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y

God damnit, I knew that... It just wouldn't come to me

MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 2y

Every 5th of November!

No reason it should be forgot.

snooggums@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Fight Club

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Lion King

erie09@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Shrek

Darthjaffacake@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shrek 2 dumbass

Overforest@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 2y

*Shrek 4ever after.

AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Goncherov (1978)

SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Row, Row, Fight the Power

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Muppets in Space

MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

Apropo. Never not gonna upvote V.

lefixxx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

If your slots are empty, doesn't it mean they are available?