Dude requests his burger is cut in half and served on a fancy burger plate, either doesn't use a tray or ditches it after carrying his order to his table. Then, he removes the lid from his small CcoCdlc, removes the straw from the lid, tosses the lid and sticks the straw into his extra large fries and adds an extra long coffee stir stick for good measure.
Then he lights up his smoke and looks confidently into the camera beside the oddly behaving smoke, knowing that if he can use a fancy vest to get around the no shirt no service rule, he can do almost anything and that whatever a Modlidani is, you can see its letters clearly despite everything else around it being blurred.
Probably because it had its 15 minutes of fame, but you can tell if you just look at it for a second. Look at the words on the drink, or the sign in the top right, or the people in the background.
Yeah I'm just messing with you, 2/3 of those were mentioned in my comment that was entirely about making up a back story for all the stuff the generative AI thought it understood but didn't.
Edit: Well I was messing with the other commenter that pointed out it was an AI image, looks like it was a 2 for 1 :)
There's a fast food restaurant where I live called Rush's that had a smoking section in their restaurants until at least the late 90s. This was not an unusual sight in my childhood lol
Now hold on guys. This may not be a cereal bowl fork, but it's got uses. Cheese fork. Get that smoked square Gouda box and use this instead of a tooth pick. Bigly, I want it.
52 Comments
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 2y
I rate it scrap metal to be melted down immediately.
zaphod@feddit.de · 19 pts · 2y
Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn't-put-into-my-mouth/10.
MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
This is obviously a disguised snake
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Maybe even a 'sneaky snake'?
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 18 pts · 2y
-3/5.7
dopeshark@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Fahrenheit equivalent of the "1/10"
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
1/10 is 0.6 bigger. The equivalent would be about -5/10
skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y
why does it make me uncomfortable
it's like an uncanny valley fork
Zozano@lemy.lol · 17 pts · 2y
If this guys hand was a fork.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Dude requests his burger is cut in half and served on a fancy burger plate, either doesn't use a tray or ditches it after carrying his order to his table. Then, he removes the lid from his small CcoCdlc, removes the straw from the lid, tosses the lid and sticks the straw into his extra large fries and adds an extra long coffee stir stick for good measure.
Then he lights up his smoke and looks confidently into the camera beside the oddly behaving smoke, knowing that if he can use a fancy vest to get around the no shirt no service rule, he can do almost anything and that whatever a Modlidani is, you can see its letters clearly despite everything else around it being blurred.
Aermis@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
It's an Ai generated image
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What makes you think that?
Schmoo@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
Probably because it had its 15 minutes of fame, but you can tell if you just look at it for a second. Look at the words on the drink, or the sign in the top right, or the people in the background.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Yeah I'm just messing with you, 2/3 of those were mentioned in my comment that was entirely about making up a back story for all the stuff the generative AI thought it understood but didn't.
Edit: Well I was messing with the other commenter that pointed out it was an AI image, looks like it was a 2 for 1 :)
Schmoo@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
Ok I admit, I barely skimmed your first comment lol. Suppose I should read the whole chain before replying late in a conversation.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
There's a fast food restaurant where I live called Rush's that had a smoking section in their restaurants until at least the late 90s. This was not an unusual sight in my childhood lol
Caboose12000@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
-10 out of 5. oh what a terrible day to have eyes
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Thanks, I hate it.
Classy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Kind of reminds me of a pic I took last night of my snake mid-meal
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I love your snake!
Classy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
She said thanks!
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Eyyyy I can finally give my forks a good, long lick
irreticent@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That was a treat for the fingers!
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UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
Bruh WHAT DID U JUST MAKE ME WATCH?
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y
Internet history https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/13548565231208569#bibr26-13548565231208569
Xanis@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
This reminded me of something and for the last minute or so I couldn't have said what, and then it hit me:
This is how You draw hands.
dirtySourdough@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
ferk
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
Furk.
dopeshark@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Fork from Omega Mart
fl42v@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
LGTM
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Messed-upFork?
fl42v@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
"Looks good to me". Typically seen as a pull request comment, and pr's are often (mb even always) forks at the beginning of their lifetime :)
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I always thought this meant "Let's Get This Merged" đŸ˜„
taanegl@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
looks like a blacksmith's first attempt at a fork
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
Why's it look like a foot?
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
4
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
And the denominator?
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Also 4
MMNT@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'll need more context? What is it supposed to be used for? Entré, dessert, stabbing your enemies?
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Maybe ruling the seven seas?
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I'm gonna guess snails
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
How the fuck is a snail supposed to hold a fork??
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Snail arms? You know they have arms under the shell right?
JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Melt it down for pissing me off and throw it in the trash.
foxes_and_stars@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The coke fork.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
I feel like it's meant specifically for crab and lobster.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It looks like a wannabe of a set designed by Arne Jacobsen.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Looks like a good stabby fork but not so good scoopy fork.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 2y
I would have to try it.
irreticent@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Now hold on guys. This may not be a cereal bowl fork, but it's got uses. Cheese fork. Get that smoked square Gouda box and use this instead of a tooth pick. Bigly, I want it.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
If it aint' for shelfish it's a bad fork.