And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.
The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.
31 Comments
TheFlopster@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 3y
I'm interested in the alternate endings.
Neato@kbin.social · 36 pts · 3y
Probably,
Supply Side Jesus and
Buff Jesus
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 3y
Okay... supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.
Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y
People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.
CoderKat@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 3y
And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.
_HR_@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.
Flughoernchen@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y
Early access to Resi 6
Venicon@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3y
It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.
morix@feddit.de · 25 pts · 3y
a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 3y
That one looks like it's part of the cover and caught me off guard
Thedogspaw@midwest.social · 24 pts · 3y
2 Alternate endings 🤣
TWeaK@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 3y
The Passion of Chris.
NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
SilentStorms@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
Passion of the Assion of the Chris
OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
LOADED with ADULT CONTENT
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
Jesus died for our bloopers.
Thedogspaw@midwest.social · 12 pts · 3y
If you die on the cross you die in real life
rockerface@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
and Knuckles
trapmaster@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y
Jesus weeps.
Powof@pawb.social · 2 pts · 3y
JESUS WEPT
supermurs@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y
I'd love to relive the laughs!
OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
Hey guys, remember, no spoilers
Javish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Beware of spoilers online.
ProfessorLupinstein@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
I keep laughing at bloopers. This is top tier!
jeanofthedead@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
I cackled. Thanks for this.
Flughoernchen@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y
Early Access to Resi 6
unixpoweredvic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y
You magnificent bastard!