Absolute Trigger Rule

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81 Comments

ickplant@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 2y (23 replies)

Im guessing some conservative freak out happened over fruit cups?

steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 53 pts · 2y (7 replies)

There was a video on twitter of migrants selling fruit and a conservative woman freaking out. I assume that’s what it’s referring to.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (6 replies)

It's so tiring to keep track of what they're outraged about now.

Woht24@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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umbrella@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

kinda hard when its frequently in the front page like this

melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

But the particulars don't matter. They're going to be trying to kill someone vulnerable, and no matter who it is, you should probably stop them, right?

Woht24@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

why?

Woht24@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 2y (14 replies)

“Fruit cup" = a queer person

I thought that was a pretty common slur?

PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Nah. That's a fruit cake.

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought a fruitcake was a crazy person.

PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y

Shit. Fair.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just fruit

You can add any pizzazz

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Fruit ninja?

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

The picture implies that "fruit bat" is trending and tbh I love it.

Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Por que no los dos?

And those aren't the only fruity slurs, either.

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

But fruit cups are tasty and nutritious

FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (5 replies)

And queer people aren't?

Fosheze@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Actually human meat is lacking in key nutrients because it has already used up the nutrients that the human body burns through quickly.

FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Fair. We're still tasty though

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Controversial opinion but I don't think humans taste good.

FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Maybe you don't. I'm an absolute snack.

Silentiea@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Tried to make a sex joke about tasting people but I guess I just literally don't know what about that is sexy, so someone else do it

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 77 pts · 2y

ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com · 59 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wut? Too early for me to try and make up context...

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Fruit bats are scary, apparently

Crampon@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fruit in a plastic shaker is unnecessary waste. Makes sense its a trigger.

What is the meaning of this meme? Im lost.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

The man is afraid of bats

Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 2y (8 replies)

What does this even mean

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 24 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I think this is supposed to be a joke about MAGAs never eating fruit?

That just begs the question: Why is he skinny?

Also, it appears they accidentally left out the part where it's funny.

Diplomjodler@feddit.de · 27 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Why is he skinny?

Meth. The answer is meth.

ErKaf@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y (5 replies)

So meth is healthy?

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sure. Go do meth.

ErKaf@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ok thanks for the Tipp, Mr Internet-Man

Roflmasterbigpimp@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

Can't wait to make the Documentary about you. From memes to meth. The rise and fall of a German Memelord :P

digger@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I worked with a woman who'd just gotten off meth. She swore that she got sick more often while clean because... meth was made out of cold medicine.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I think you worked with my ex.

duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I love how no one understands this, but it's still massively upvoted. We like the vibes.

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

it is top quality meme setup

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y

Fruit bats?

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Rainbow fruit cup?

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Looks like a fruit bat. But I still don’t get the joke.

FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y

Me neither. I can only assume there was some news item about right wingers wetting their pants over fruit cups that I missed.

And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised. They wet their pants about everything.

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Seems to be referencing this tweet which I found on another post. Doesn't seem to be just about fruit, but easiest thing to mock I guess? I agree with mocking them, but seems a little easy to strawman: https://twitter.com/LibsSuckaBigOne/status/1774570717545107602

watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Someone’s mad about people selling fruit cups? She can’t just not buy the fruit cups? Or, it’s a racism thing, isn’t it?

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

She makes a reply calling someone a fucking commie and complains about us voting in politicians that allow "illegals" in. Absolutely racism.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I wonder how Karen would feel if Native Americans expressed bitter racist disgust at Karen because her ancestors came from Europe.

Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

I've mentioned to them more than a couple times that my people have been literally standing on this land longer than theirs. They get triggered when I explain Mexican natives also lived across what they now call the US.

melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

I know that and tacos is what sub-truck street food looks like in southern california, so racism+"real men die of scurvy".

Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

She's more than a little bit ridiculous, obviously, but it is strange to have so many stands selling the same things like that.

watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

I dunno, maybe there’s a huge lunch rush or something, I’m not familiar with the area.

nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

capitalism will take care of any inefficiencies

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"I literally live in Guatemala. So unbelievably disgusting and tragic and sad."

~Karen, 2024

Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Its disgustingly tragic and sad that there ain't taijin on any of them fruit cups.

strawberrysocial@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I DON'T UNDERSTAND Someone help me

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

Cops are scared of fruit bats if I'm reading this correctly.

Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Idk but I don't like the presentation inside that fruit cup.

strawberrysocial@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah what is that, some pineapple and 2 sad chunks od cantaloupe shoved in the bottom? At least intersperse the two. The berries on top I understand since they're smaller.

phuntis@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

gay vampires

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

They do the good kind of sucking tho.

Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y

You can switch the salad for literally anything

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is the flying fruit cup a metaphor for the gays? 🤔

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Whenever I'm confused I assume gay has transpired.

moon@lemmy.cafe · 10 pts · 2y
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shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

They're also scared of falling acorns. Squirrels are braver than them.

spujb@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

uncommon anti conservative meming L if i need to be convinced to laugh it wasn’t funny :(

strawberrysocial@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What is L?

spujb@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 2y

Loss as opposed to Win

muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Im confused as fuck why is fruit scary? Is it bats? What the fuck is goin on here?

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y (13 replies)

This shit is cringe. True /c/theleftcantmeme shit. No narrative, no point, just meeting fun of a dude for being straight and bats?

CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml · 53 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Only a rightoid could see this as a normal straight man and not a masculinist fascist

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

masculinist

What a cromulent word!

IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Lolol a shitty meme call-out makes me a fascist 👌

momocchi@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (6 replies)

They never called you a fascist, unless you are just empathising with the character in the comic that much?

IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 2y (5 replies)

So this place doesn't think the GOP is fascist? You didn't think that's the sentiment being displayed here?

momocchi@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ok you’re right, if you can look at the current state of the GOP and say “nothing fascist here and i support them” then yea you probably are just a fascist. My bad dude

IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So they did call me a fascist? Because you said they didn't, but now you are equating the two.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

You called yourself a fascist and then belabored the point until we agreed.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

I mean, the DNC is kinda fascist and the GOP is much worse.

morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 2 pts · 2y

Thinking thin blue line is ok/normal makes you a fascist

Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

All memes are cringe and by participating in the culture you and I are as well

AdmiralShat@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y

It requires context, but many memes do anyway