I threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use?

My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

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JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 2y (8 replies)

The classics:

  • Mike Hawk
  • Mike Hunt
  • Ben Dover
  • Seymour Butts
  • Hugh Jass
  • Wayne King
  • Buster Hyman
  • Drew Peacock
  • Pat McRauch
  • Phil McCracken
  • Jack Mehoff
  • Richard Head
  • Anita Koch
  • Amanda Bone
  • Connie Lingus
  • Jenna Talia
MrsDoyle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they'd phone her up say, "Is Mike there?" She'd say she was new & didn't know. "Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone's seen Mike? Last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Cue applause from the whole room.

AtmaJnana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it's diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe's bar ..

Hello is there an Amanda there?

Uh .... I don't know, let me check.

Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.

OK ..... HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? .... AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS!!!???

bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him

TORFdot0@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?

Maybe your standards are too high!

criitz@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

Maybe he saw the movie Porky's https://youtu.be/VjnpqFXuNzc

amelia@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Sounds like a great workplace.

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Such a classic.

4am@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:

  • Haywood Jablome
  • Dick Biggenicci
  • Oliver Klozov
  • Jackie Knoff
  • Matt Stirbader
  • Anya Niece
  • Mike Oxmall
  • Bea Shermeet
  • Saul Teaload
  • Ilene Eulich
  • Eaton Beaver
  • Dixie Recht
ReCursing@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

X Æ A-12

CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

That’s just cruel

Sabata11792@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.

TORFdot0@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar ...

IS THERE AN IMA HERE????? IMA!!!???? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt????

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Peter File

Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 2y
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magnetosphere@fedia.io · 11 pts · 2y

Heywood Jablome

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

McLovin

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I had an Uber passenger called McLovin the other week

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Did u check his ID, make sure he's 18 ?

superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Terry Wrist for a friend

Peter Ian Staker for myself

Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Al Kyder and Terry Wrist

The Chasers War on Everything

https://yt.cdaut.de/watch?v=4wK_yQ6p8hU&local=true

Delphia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Does Terry Fly alot?

superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

He does, despite the trouble you normally have when your name is Terrence.

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name 'Porl' instead of 'Paul'.

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

porl

Pinklink@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

McLovin

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Super McBatman

nutsack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

cock wizard

Dabundis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

John Goff (his friends call him Jack)

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Thurman Merman.

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Torb Borbson

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dick Cock

Go ahead. Change his destiny.

psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy

I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.

jehreg@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Max Wood

Delphia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I actually know a "Max Johnson"

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Hugh Jass

nezbyte@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Roy Tillman (Fargo S5E8)

tsonfeir@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 2y

Donald Trump

tfowinder@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Raj Patel.

thorbot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Sukha Madeek

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Donald J Trump

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

Johan Dandifop.

blazeknave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Simpsons' writers running out of prank call materials, here to farm

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Bort

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 2y

Yorak hunt. Sanjay Adams

0_0j@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)
Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
0_0j@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

LOL they're real

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y

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Clamydia

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Trevor Corey

Randy Lehey

(Trailer Park Boys reference)

lettruthout@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Myfriends Now Injail

darkpanda@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Streetlamp Le Moose

OxidantZero@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Peter File

EDIT: Source "The IT Crowd"