Depressed gibberish, followed by a laughing fit

199 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe I am an NPC

RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Maybe we really are all just crestfallen knights.

Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Did you know armor is heavy af?

teft@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Plate armor isn't heavy at all. A full set of plate armor is like 20-25 kilos but it's spread out across your entire body so you barely feel it. It's a suit optimized for combat. It would be silly if it was heavy or awkward to use since you would die easily.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

You think plate armor is light?

Ok, stand in it for 168 hours while I leave my game on and am away for a week

Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

It was just a silly joke because they look like they just dropped to the ground out of energy just carrying around their armor doing nothing and they need a little rest.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

It's kinda not? I've worn armour. Literally easy

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a depression in the knee.

RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Lookin at Lordran I'd fuckin waste away on a log next to firelink too.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't know what's to be blue about. There's countless rocks you can throw from high places, so entertainment and joy are always 100%

RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yeah if the guys in Sen's fortress weren't hogging all the good ones..

YungOnions@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Gives me conniptions.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Me everytime I wait for someone in an outdoor area.