LISTEN HERE BUDDY!

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30 Comments

Ginger666@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'm not your buddy, pal!

rosswinn@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Not your pal, bucko…

strawberry@kbin.run · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

not your bucko, buster

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm not your buster guy!

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y

I'm not your guy, friend!

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 2y

¿Qué coño acabas de decir de mí, putita? Te haré saber que me gradué el primero de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he participado en numerosas incursiones secretas contra Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas.

UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)
  1. "Whoa. OK. So..."
runswithjedi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
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NJA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

White girl version

femboycuddles@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

0) Killdozer

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

School shooting

Pistcow@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

What a load of malarckey

shasta@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

I think this is pretty accurate, if you're only going by dialogue in 1950s Hollywood movies.

maynarkh@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y

So is this in increasing or decreasing order?

Swarfega@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

White American*

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

You just hold your horses, we don't all talk like that.

ObsidianZed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

I read this as LEVELS OF WHITE RANGER and honestly... still works.

Gerudo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

As a southerner....this is right on

mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

JBP is always at a five then?

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Newsflash pal is above all

JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · -15 pts · 2y (11 replies)

You can't lump all white people together. This seems like a very specific cultural reference, possibly somewhere in America, and it absolutely does not apply to all white people and cultures just based on their skin color.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 2y

Alright, bucko.

fhek@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y

This son of a gun is mad.

BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Yes, and the same could be said of any "all black people" or "all Asian people" joke. The important thing to remember is that it's just a joke with no real bearing on reality.

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Kinda sounds like you're saying "all Black people" and "all Asian people" jokes are harmless.

BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Kinda sounds like you're looking for a fight. I'll pass.

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Newsflash pal: I wasn't, but it probably would have turned into one, so good call. Thanks. I guess I should consider when stepping into a discussion with a stranger and leading with disagreement, that it's starting an argument and should only be done if it's important.

AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Fuck me in the ass... That's reasonable! That's some goddamn reasonable shit!

SupremeFuzzler@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Well now, wait just a minute…

Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 2y

MadBob@feddit.nl · -4 pts · 2y

I'm with you. Whoever wrote this joke has met astonishingly few people as far as I can see.