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magnetosphere@fedia.io · 25 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Numerology is “great” because it’s so flexible. You can selectively count anything (dates, times, the number of words in a sentence, the number of letters in a word, etc…) to “prove” whatever you want. This comment can probably be analyzed and cherry-picked to predict the winner of the 2024 World Series.

Infynis@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y

An old joke notes that lost items tend to be in the last place one looks. Conversely, omens tend to appear in the first place people look for them.

FunkPhenomenon@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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magnetosphere@fedia.io · 1 pts · 2y
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brian@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The real trigger here is the use of ironic

Jorgelino@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y

StaticFalconar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Its like raaaaaainnn.......

MrFappy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

They’re completely ignoring the 13th apostle Rufus.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y

Usually Long Rufus, but it's cold outside you understand.

SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
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Donkter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Jesus' dog.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

No way! Rufus? EXCELLENT!

superfes@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

4.8 + 4/8 = 5.3...

So confused...

Jorgelino@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think they meant 4+8

superfes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I'm aware, welcome to the Internet!

BlackRing@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y

YES!!! I'm not the only one who saw that!!

Auli@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

I thought the exact same thing.

Phegan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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blusterydayve26@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

Is there any number under 20 that doesn’t have Christian religious significance? Because otherwise, you’re just saying that you have two numbers.

Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

These people are the reason I don't take my kids to church

leadore@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Good thing the earthquake didn't happen in Europe or it would have been an 8.4!

DickFiasco@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

But then you'd have to convert 4.8 to metric Richter scale too.

Auli@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

I was like how does 4.8 and 4/8 added equal 12.