Boat rule

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blackluster117@possumpat.io · 98 pts · 2y

Unsinkable II got me.

pacmondo@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 2y

Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 28 pts · 2y (10 replies)

So what are y'all naming your boats if you had one?

Mine would be "Gonna Need a Bigger Boat."

FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Boaty McBoatface

quinkin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.

AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com · 17 pts · 2y
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 2y

Boats McGoats

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 2y

Boatie

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Far queue

Pier pressure

H&S meeting/ OSHA meeting

Work call

I would also have taken unsinkable 2

mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Left Kidney

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

Loaded Boatery

tinyVoltron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Mine is named "Machine".

pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y

Amistad II

CriticalMiss@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Are dads naming the pho restaurants and hair salons, too?

Halosheep@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

There's a place near where I used to live called Phó Que Huong and I don't know what Huong did to deserve this.

ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Pho sho.

jaschen@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Pho sizzle

root_beer@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Pho Cue

Sacreblew@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Pho King

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pho Sho

FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pho Q

letsgo@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Pho Reignmuck

GluWu@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y

No bass to mouth?

Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y

Kinda sounds like a Culture ship name.

Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'd never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world.

867-5309

variants@possumpat.io · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

877 cash now

root_beer@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y

800 588-2300

For all my NEOhio peeps: Garfield 1-2323

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's how i name my ship in Blackwake! (Free (janky) pvp pirate game)

ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh shit, is that game still alive? I played that back when it was pay2play.

Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

It's f2p now, got enough players right now. But somehow the news needs to spread that the game is worth playing.

cmhickman358@thelemmy.club · 16 pts · 2y

I was always a fan of "The Sea-Ward" from Arrested Development

grue@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.

(Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it's the only one I could find.)

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y

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angrystego@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Has there ever been a warship called Worship? Seems inevitable.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y

It’s the christofascists get elected this year the odds go way up in the US.

Gabu@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Cirrhosis of the river is pretty good

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Am I the only one reading these in Bob Belcher's voice?

Slovene@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y

You named your boat Sea Me Now?