Praise be the rule NSFW

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29 Comments

antidote101@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 2y (4 replies)

God literally watches all his children have sex, stay away from him, dude's a major creep.

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Who do you think the cuck chair is for?

SeekPie@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What the fuck is a cuck chair? Do I even want to know?

pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y

It’s where the cuck sits, obviously.

Gabu@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I mean, if you did you'd already know.

ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Source of the bottom panel?

summerof69@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

The Bible.

chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Shlonkin the Lord silly

chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 2y (11 replies)

You call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.

Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I swear I'm a good girl...

For this reason I bow my knees before the Father Ephesians 3:14

Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.

chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tbh I'm happy to take the naughty bits from Ezekiel fully in context. I'm in it for the donkey dong.

Adi2121@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

Ahh yes, 23:20. A classic.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Forgive me daddy 🙏 I've been a naughty girl 🥺

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I forgive you, no just kidding its spanking time

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

😩

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

So it's time to start the slut era I guess

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Only an E-slut, for now :3

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

You lied to me 😪

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

As they say in the Bible Belt, if you see a good Christian girl on her knees, chances are she ain’t praying.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Worshipping something more important than the Lord(not a high bar tbf)

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 8 pts · 2y

Or at least something that actually exists

JayObey711@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

It's like he's the rizzler and I'm sticking out all my dedication and worship.

BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"C'est a genou que l'on aspire le mieux au bonheur"

sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

"aspire"

Ils savaient.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y

Nah mate, for his is the power the kingdom and glory. Forever and ever.

funky_rodent@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

May you add a nsfw tag pls

Maven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Done