c/196 · by Maven@lemmy.world · 2yPraise be the rule NSFW493 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
antidote101@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 2y
God literally watches all his children have sex, stay away from him, dude's a major creep.
joyjoy@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 2y
Who do you think the cuck chair is for?
SeekPie@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
What the fuck is a cuck chair? Do I even want to know?
pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
It’s where the cuck sits, obviously.
Gabu@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I mean, if you did you'd already know.
ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 2y
Source of the bottom panel?
summerof69@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
The Bible.
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y
Shlonkin the Lord silly
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 2y
You call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.
Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 2y
I swear I'm a good girl...
Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y
Tbh I'm happy to take the naughty bits from Ezekiel fully in context. I'm in it for the donkey dong.
Adi2121@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
Ahh yes, 23:20. A classic.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Forgive me daddy 🙏 I've been a naughty girl 🥺
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
I forgive you, no just kidding its spanking time
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
😩
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
So it's time to start the slut era I guess
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Only an E-slut, for now :3
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
You lied to me 😪
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 14 pts · 2y
As they say in the Bible Belt, if you see a good Christian girl on her knees, chances are she ain’t praying.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Worshipping something more important than the Lord(not a high bar tbf)
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 8 pts · 2y
Or at least something that actually exists
JayObey711@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
It's like he's the rizzler and I'm sticking out all my dedication and worship.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
"C'est a genou que l'on aspire le mieux au bonheur"
sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Ils savaient.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y
Nah mate, for his is the power the kingdom and glory. Forever and ever.
funky_rodent@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
May you add a nsfw tag pls
Maven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Done